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lol real estate agents are actually scumbags water is wet etc

#nothing severe but like #partner and I are negotating on a contract and the agent is being kind of stiff with notes we put forth #unsurprising sure?#and not entirely unmangeable #but you know that feeling when you expect a hard yard and the expectation is met it's like huh real shame it had to be this way #there is no such thing as a pleasant real estate agent they range between mildly obstructive and full blown jerk

No disrespect but I cannot handle the official art with Rincewind depicted as a grey haired old wizard. Every bone in my body knows this guy is a 30-40 year old walking disaster who got kicked out of college and wanders the planet against his will and is stuck in the middle of his life making things up as he goes along (affectionate).

#discworld #rincewind

she-ramen

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

she-ramen

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

logan-exe

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

danhumphrey

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

aiueomon

#witcher

meanpersonaart

Geralt, angry at the Hansa, but the fish soup is kicking:

#witcher

shu-bullshit

Haven’t added to Regis tag for so long! I actually have plenty of stuff, just too sparse to post… but thought I should contribute a little something now

Here’s (a part of) my TW4 Regis manifestation. PLEASEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

#witcher

nvexe

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

#merlin

atesan

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES (2023), dir Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

justatiredlittlesnail

This is why we quest

Regis

REGIS

#witcher

bawkbawkmoose

Everyone's talked about how Xenk in the D&D movie is a perfect representation of the DM throwing a high-powered NPC at you to get you through your current quest, and also how Simon collapsing the bridge is a great representation of rolling a nat 1 on a trap, but I feel like we don't talk about how funny those two things are together

Like, the DM straight up gave you a guy who knows exactly how to get through this section of the quest the harmless way, right down to the intervals of the safe tiles to traverse. In a lot of campaigns that would be grounds to roll the check with advantage.

And your sorcerer still rolls a nat 1.