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"They come without asking, and then they leave just the same. But once you meet them, even if nobody ever knows it, that encounter will change your life for the better"

[captain-price-returns]

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

[catboybiologist]

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

mia and ethan winters in the amazing digital circus

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[esoanem]

(via @beaft)

[heinousmind]

I feel so maternal

[snedgehogs]

funny thing about sa2 is it means tails canonically had a phase where he was just constantly in a mech for some reason. most kids have an emo phase or something but my son is special

[snedgehogs]

OH UR SO RIGHT

[geospiral]

Til' the sun explodes!

[spore-2008]

don't forget to pre-order spore coming september 7 2008

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[aberrantemotion]

Shadow after escaping from time prison

[boethiah]

man it's kind of unfair that autistic social anxiety gets written off as a product of our autism when in reality it feels more like a product of getting harshly punished every time you missed a random social cue as a kid. i think if you grow up having people get mad at you at what feels like completely random intervals because you can't identify the rules you're breaking, it's totally understandable to be nervous in every single social situation. like how you move slowly and carefully when feeling your way through a pitch black room. actually i still have people regularly get mad at me for missing social cues so it's not even like this is a matter of growing out of childhood trauma, i still spend social situations getting exposed to negative stimuli at seemingly random intervals and you want me to what? trip over furniture??? piss off

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[myxinidaes]

holy shit the portugese covers for the imperial radch trilogy are so cool... the colours! the style!! the way the edges of the covers form a pattern together!!!

[erysium]

I’ve been relistening to Ancillary Justice again… here’s one of my favorite scenes!!

[menherafag]

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[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[ammnontet]

the haunted game