No Thanks

"They come without asking, and then they leave just the same. But once you meet them, even if nobody ever knows it, that encounter will change your life for the better"

[shqrkdud]

He learned how to make you feel safe And kill you with a smile

[transmortifried]

What are you trying to tell me, that if I'm a good enough girl I'll get to cum?

No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're a good enough girl... You won't have to.

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[haberdashing]

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

[bleedthebeat]

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

[ndnbutch]

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

[bleedthebeat]

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

[ndnbutch]

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

[bleedthebeat]

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

[ndnbutch]

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

[bleedthebeat]

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

[ndnbutch]

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

[bleedthebeat]

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

[ndnbutch]

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[otrebot]

Transfem Peter Parker drawings I forgot to post

[saccharinescorpion]

2026 is the year of mermaid yuri

[oberorka]

gay pride flag for people who can see a much wider range of wavelengths

[rhapsodyxvi]

i love that we can do this. why can we do this

[blackhole-ntp]

The way that it's always still formatted like an instructional guide article with boldtext and headings is always just so timelessly funny to me.

[blackhole-ntp]

"There is no safe way to hug"

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[elventhespian]

Best dialog

[boltz4brainz]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[porunareff]

Yukako by comic artist Peach Momoko for JOJO magazine 2024 WINTER

[txttletale]

i fucking love the cock carousel loop by the way it has some of the absolute funniest moments in the game back to back... it gets talked about less than the mr. evrart loop because you have to fail a pretty specific combination of checks to get it but the argument you have with rhetoric in it is hysterical

[txttletale]