Good Golly!

Michelle. 23. California. Queer. I'm a journalism major at Cal Poly with a focus on features and a&e writing. Follow for feminism, bad jokes, news articles, and cat pics. Thank you, I love you, goodbye. (Icon by Crowntao ✨) home twitter tagged/me portfolio art blog ask

[weloveshortvideos]

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

[annoyeed]

delete it lmfao

[foointerrupted]

This really turned my day around

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

WE DID IT

[durbikins]

[bumblegumbeetch-deactivated2022]

Show this quote to any asshole who says that we should just accept Trump’s presidency because that is the “American” thing to do. 

[iwantamimosa]

View this post on Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/BLeSDCBDb-S/

[stevie-doodle]

that NEON GREEN underpainting on the face is blowing my mind!

[butthorn]

[thoodleoo]

relatable deaths from ancient times

chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke

zeuxis: died laughing at his own art

aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell

plato: partied too hard

empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal

philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage

saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over

didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader

petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

[hardoncaulfield]

Tag urself I’m Plato

[lordcommanderspankle]

[grisser]

How American cleans the kitchen

[crimsongungnir]

Now with music.

[hikergirl]

[goodmorningmichelle]

me: talks about my Horrific Terrible Traumatizing Past

me afterwards: but lol its whatever

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[mariethorhauge-deactivated20221]

7 Autumn pieces, including a few detail shots :)

[evilrashida]

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[robotatertot]

Yknow… Pungins.

[obliwankenobli-deactivated20171]

what if anytime anakin was sad the sad accordion music from spongebob played

[unclefather]

[capistrania]