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[stydixa]

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

[robdowneyjr]

Dr. Banner has been out of the loop for a while.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[vourent]

[lush-dee-deactivated20180720]

run away with me

[silenthill]

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[ragnarok589]

Leaked Infinity War scene

Tony: “So, do you want help with anyt-”

Shuri:

[petaledpout]

[boydonttemptme]

me constantly

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Don't waste your time telling me who I am. I know myself. I Knew me before you knew me.

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Word.

[kingvicksworld]

Right On…!

[toots-toots]

Some of you are waiting until you’re skinny to live your best life and I need you to STOP!

[millennialmatters]

The moment i learned and acted on this was when i felt truly free

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[thewisestwolf]

[justcatposts]

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

i don’t deserve this

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

you are fucking kidding me

[adulthoodisokay]

i had to contain my scream

[justcatposts]

Pick me up please!

[animalrates]

This is Oliver & Gus. Gus tried a roll into Oliver but it failed. Feels quite embarrassed now. 10/10 for both