Incoherent Ramblings of an Overwhelmed Queer

a collections of things that make me laugh, cry, and scream

[goodnightmysomeone]

Horatio: Not everything, Hamlet, is about you.

Hamlet: Possibly. But you have to admit that the majority of things are.

[ar-mah]

[exeuntnoctis-deactivated2025103]

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

[bugsroseee]

Tag your porn

[fujandrist]

HETERONORMATIVITY HAS LEAD ME TO VIEW MR. BRIGHTSIDE THE WRONG WAY FOR 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE, BUT NOW I AM WOKE AND UNDERSTAND THAT MR. BRIGHTSIDE IS THE ICONIC BISEXUAL ANTHEM WE’VE BEEN TRAGICALLY UNAWARE OF

[fujandrist]

to elaborate: our good friend Mr Brightside never gives us the specifics of whether he is jealous of the the man (who’s chest is being touched, now), the woman (who is taking of her dress, now), or both. Therefore we can draw no proper conclusion to our protagonist’s sexuality, and this is a revelation the entire world needs to know about.

There is an entire possibility Mr. Brightside isn’t straight, tell your friends.

[babyprime]

the truth was right in front of our eyes this whole time

[incorrectshakespeare]

*sings laffy taffy by D4L the entire party*

Mercutio, Act I, Scene V (via incorrectshakespeare)

[generationnothin]

I didn’t listen to the parental advisory warning on American Idiot and now I’m gay and I hate the government

[the-squirrel-queen]

These two guys just heelied down the hallway together holding hands

[budcortofficial]

Heelies are now gay culture. Have fun walking places, heteros.

[malblum-deactivated20230418]

whoaaa thank you person who got my lyrics tattooed on you and let me take this photo last night ! sorry I got them from a fortune cookie, but I rly do still mean every line of this song, truly 💕

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[goodnightmysomeone]

sit on my face // #houston #wejumpedafenceforthis #feelingthesevibes 📸: @walrusbanana (at Huntsville, Texas)

[goodnightmysomeone]

RAD // #houston (at Houston, Texas)

[ewaneneollav]

[punchsportsandpunchlines-deacti]

someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[catsbeaversandducks]

Osiris and Riff Ratt 

Osiris is a 3-year-old Dutch Shepherd mix. Riff Ratt is a 3-month-old fancy rat. They live in Chicago and they’re BFFs.

Photos by ©Osiris + Riff Ratt

[geekandmisandry]

Amen.

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[pollofrita]

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

[thexfiles]

[alrights]

you bite into

the soft throat of

Time. it’s eyes meet

yours, looking for

something in

the important

mud of existence.