More Goldilocks! Sorry for not uploading in a few weeks, college has been… college.
Here are some Goldifacts cuz I feel like sharing:
-She staged her “sad abandoned puppy” bit and willingly went to the Ramie estate to get closer to her targets. How did a cold blooded assassin like her get into heaven to do so? Simple. She snuck into the twink’s truck before they flew away.
-She smokes! But only when the twinks aren’t looking at her because whenever they catch her puffing they say “Girly girl please don’t do that that’s so indecent fr fr!” Which she finds annoying.
-Ramie doesn’t actually know she exists or that his sons are keeping her. The twinks keep her a secret because they are afraid he won’t approve of them having a dog that could potentially get in the way of angel work. Goldilocks also hides herself as she believes Ramie could be a potential threat to her mission.
-How doe she get along with the other characters? Panty and Stocking she’s apathetic towards, sees them as annoying but doesn’t hold any major grudges. She actually gets along with the demon sisters quite well as she sees them as the only ones who treat her like the “refined lady” she is. Brief is TERRIFIED of her because one time he unintentionally found out about her true nature and she threatened him not to tell the Polybros about who she really is or else he’ll be sleeping with the fishes.
-she went to the same university as Chuck and Fastener! That’s all I can say about that, idk what she did or her status there.
-She doesn’t talk, but in her head she refers to Polyester and Polyurethane as “Cockroach A” and “Cockroach B” because even after several assassination attempts, somehow they aren’t dead yet.