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Independent RP blog for the character AGENT WASHINGTON from Red vs. Blue.

[fallxnprxnce]

Questions for Muns of Canon Muses

What is the biggest headcanon deviation from the canon material that you have incorporated into the way you write your muse? Why did you come up with it?

Do you have any controversial headcanons that go against what is generally accepted by the fandom? Do you incorporate this into writing your muse or keep it to yourself?

What is something that was never addressed at all in the canon material that you have independently developed for your muse?

Have you made any outright changes to the canon material in order to write your muse the way you wanted (entire scenes you chose to omit, chapters you say never existed, things you assume were never said, etc.)?

What is an aspect of your muse’s canon material or canon existence that you never had the opportunity to explore but really want to?

What is the general opinion of your muse’s fandom about them? Do you agree with it?

For movie or TV muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you show a screenshot?

For movie or TV muses, what is a scene with your muse that you hate? Why? Can you show a screenshot?

For movie or TV muses, what other character played by your muse’s actor/actress has a lot in common with your muse?

For book muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you provide a short excerpt?

For book muses, what is a scene with your muse that you hate? Why? Can you provide a short excerpt?

For book muses, what other character from a book or book series has a lot in common with your muse?

What canon character do you really wish your muse could interact more with?

What is your ideal AU for your muse?

What plots/interactions leave you feeling protective of your muse?

[falling-towards-the-sky]

a g e n t  c a r o l i n a  o n  c h o r u s

[needsmorememes]

‘Something's Wrong’ Sentence Starters

Something’s Wrong With My Muse

“Oh, God, you’re bleeding. You’re bleeding a lot.”

“Stop squirming, I’m trying to help.”

“Hang on, I got you.”

“Just lean on me, I’ll help you walk.”

“We should get that looked at.”

“Don’t tilt your head back, you’ll make your nosebleed worse!”

“Just sit up and breathe, ok?”

“Eh, you’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”

“Whatever you do, don’t go to sleep. Stay awake.”

“Oooooo. That looks painful.”

“Oh, thank God! Don’t scare me like that!”

“How the hell did you do this to yourself?”

“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?”

“You stopped breathing.”

“Oh look, it’s alive.”

“Take deep breaths, you’ll be fine.”

“Arms shouldn’t move like that…”

“What happened to your leg?!”

“Yep, that’s broken alright. How’d you manage that?”

“Here’s some ice for that.”

“You’re welcome, by the way.”

“Yeesh, you look like shit.”

“Wait, you were mugged?!”

“Is that a stab/gunshot wound?”

“Ok, ew. I’m not cleaning that up.”

“Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.”

“You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn’t be moving around too much if I were you.”

“I thought you were dead!”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?”

“Can you walk on your own?”

“You’re getting blood on my clothes!”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

Something’s Wrong With Your Muse

“Is that three fingers you’re holding up?”

“I’m so sorry for getting blood on your clothes!”

“I’m not sure I can walk on my own.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, my pain’s at least an 8.”

“You thought I was dead?”

“Do you think I have a concussion?”

“I hit my head; now I don’t feel so good.”

“I’m so sorry. Do you mind cleaning up?”

“I think I’ve been stabbed/shot.”

“I just got mugged!”

“Do I look as bad as I feel?”

“Could I maybe get an ice pack for this?”

“Thank you, by the way.”

“I think my leg is broken.”

“I can’t feel my arm.”

“I’m going to need more than deep breathing to calm me down.”

“I’m not dead yet!”

“Oh, God, I’m bleeding. I’m bleeding a lot.”

“Are you really trying to help?”

“Please help me.”

“Can I lean on you? I don’t think I can walk.”

“I think I need to get this looked at.”

“I can’t get my nose to stop bleeding!”

“I can’t seem to catch my breath.”

“I’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”

“Please help me stay awake.”

“This hurts just as much as it looks like it does.”

“Sorry - did I scare you?”

“I don’t know how I managed to do this to myself.”

“I don’t know if I can stay awake.”

“I stopped breathing?”

Note: Revamp of an older sentence starter post found here.

[goodwithknives]

southern-bluebell‌:

When Wash rushed to her side to aid her,  Carolina was hunched over the kitchen sink, one hand gripping the side of it while the other resumed holding her swollen belly.  Her panting had became labored, she seemed to have a hard time catching her breath, she felt like someone had just come in and punched her in the gut knocking all the wind of her all at once. She was trying to catch her breath. She could feel him embrace her from behind to console her, easing her into his arms holding her and their unborn son. His scruffy beard brushing against her as he pecked her on her cheek, his soft murmurs filling her ears.

She took a moment to recover from the uneasy sensation in her lower abdomen. At least enough so she could focus on her husband’’s reassuring look as he started to coach her in one of his breathing techniques that Grey had taught him to cope with his anxiety attacks. She closed her eyes, for a moment  when she  starting feeling her body being swayed lightly from side to side. Carolina took in a slow inhale through her nose holding it for a second before slowly expelling it from her mouth. Eventually she did it in time with Wash a few times, which really helped her fixate on the braxton hicks. 

After a few moments, of the breathing the contractions seemed to have subsided, enough for her to breath easy, for now. She was glad that it was over now, thanks to Wash’s quick leap into action and willingness to remain calm. Carolina usually didn’t like others to fuss too much over her, but she was grateful for her husband being there and helping her throughout her rough pregnancy. She hated to admit it but she would of never of been able to do this alone.

She didn’t really see the need to call Grey, at least not yet. She didn’t feel like was anything to fuss over, it wasn’t like her contractions were close together, it was still far too early for that. She gave a small shake of her head

“No need to. It seems to have eased up, i’m okay, for now.” she pecked him lovingly on the cheek. “Thanks to you.” 

Wash continued to gently sway, swaying Carolina with him. He breathed with her until she seemed to recover at last, and he pressed another quick peck to her cheek.

“As long as you’re sure and you’re okay, that’s all that matters.” He whispered soothingly in his wife’s ear. “Go on, I’ll finish up in here. You put your feet up and rest for a little while.”

Wash gently turned Carolina to face him, crouching down to press a loving kiss to her gravid belly, before rising up once more to touch his forehead to the other Freelancer’s.

“And no arguing.” He trucked a strand of her fiery coloured hair behind her ear. “I’ll come a join you when I’m done. Maybe we can watch a movie or do something else. Whatever you want. But you’re taking it easy for the rest of the evening.”

Wash cracked a slightly goofy smile at her, but his misty blue eyes betrayed his seriousness, and he pulled away to finish cleaning the dishes that Carolina had already started on, not taking no for an answer.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send “I didn’t know you played.” for your muse to walk in on mine playing an instrument.

[characterdevelopmentasks]

Hi!

Some of you have already been in the first round–but to make it brief:  this account is a semi-automated question generator that asks random blogs random questions about their muses!

The point is:  reblog this post to get yourself added onto the list, to show me that you’re ok with receiving questions, and to get even more people aware of the process.  I’ll still seek out blogs on my own, but you can do this to expedite the process!

Multimuses, in the tags, you can list the muses you want questions directed to in the following format:  (muse1-muse2-muse3) and so on and so forth.  If not, it just won’t be directed to anyone!

Thanks and happy developing!

(In which I realize you can’t put commas in tags.)

[memestockpile]

WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU: CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN ONE EDITION feel free to change pronouns / descriptors. 

screw you, i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated. 

you know i’m in love with you, right?

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

i’ve missed you guys.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

take me instead.

we’re family.

c’mere, you.

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i made a choice. this is my family.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

fix him!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

thank you for believing in me.

you had us all very worried.

come here, you shithead.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i just love [name] so much.

i don’t accept this.

she is my heart, and my judgement… and the future that i have chosen. 

right, don’t you move: go ahead and get your shuteye, and we’ll be back. you rest here.

try not to have too much fun without us. 

i just want to thank you for working your magic yesterday, again.

no one kills you but me.

you did it.

i know it’s hard, and i’m sorry.

i will see you again.

get your rest.

good night, brother.

it was an honor knowing you.

you are intelligent and charming, and good in a tight spot.

c’mere, that’s on crooked.

i love you for that. and don’t be afraid to be that.

it’s gonna be alright. it’s gonna be alright.

i’m never gonna leave your side. i’m always gonna be there.

i saved your life, so….

[goodwithknives]

Electric

//Honestly, I think Electric and Steel would be Wash’s signature types. But I digress.

- Shiny Manetric (Mega): Probably Wash’s signature and strongest Pokemon. Would totally Mega-Evolve it too.

- Alolan Raichu: Wash likes skateboarding, and this guy surfs. It makes sense, okay? :P

- Luxray: She would be female and probably totally named after Carolina, just saying XD Also Luxray’s ability to see through walls with its eyes kinda reminds me of a motion tracker and the BioCom.

- Electivire: Would be the tank of the team.

- Toxtricity: Because I headcanon Wash liked rock music when he was younger, so this fits him.

- Heliolisk: The line “These radio dishes are solar” stuck in my head honestly XD. Wash would appreciate the realiable energy source out and about though.

[silveratonement]

Send me a Pokémon Type and I’ll make a Team for my muse using only Pokémon of that type.

[horrificmemes]

My muse has been badly injured and is in shock, losing blood quickly. Tell me how your muse reacts with an ask.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Fuck” Sentence Starters (part 2)

A continuation of this meme ( x ). Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Angry

“*puts up middle finger*”

“Watch your fucking mouth.”

“I can’t fucking stand you!”

“You wanna fucking fight?”

“I fucking told you so.”

“[text] F [text] U [text] C [text] K [text] YOU!!!”

“Come here, fucker, and let me break your neck.”

“Try that shit again and you’ll see what fucking happens.”

“♪ I’m gonna fucking kill youuuu~ ♫♪”

“Because I fucking said so, that’s why.”

“Well, guess what? I went to the store to buy some fucks to give but they were ALL OUT.”

Soft

“I’m…I’m fucking in love with you.” / “I fucking adore you.”

“I’ve never wanted anything so fucking badly.”

“Hold my fucking hand.”

“I’m not crying, you dumb fuck.” / “Fuck, now I’m crying.”

“Maybe I have fucking feelings too, motherfucker.”

“Fuck what everyone else thinks.”

“Honestly…fuck emotions.”

“I’m not o-fucking-kay, all right?”

“The world isn’t all fucking unicorns and rainbows.”

“I’m the unluckiest motherfucker I know.” / “You’re the unluckiest motherfucker I know.”

“You look…fuckin’ worn out.”

“I’m just ready for a fucking change.”

“F-fuck–my hands are shaking-”

“Those eyes get me every fucking time.”

“I–I’m trying my best! Fuck.”

Insults

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“Is your name Oedipus? Because you’re one hell of a motherfucker.”

“Fuck you AND your mom.”

“Get fucked, asshole.”

“Oh, what’s this? *pulls middle finger out of pocket*”

“I wrote a haiku: ‘Fuck you and fuck you. / Fuck all of you damn bastards. / You’re pieces of shit.’“

Misc.

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

“What happened was fucked up.”

“I don’t know. I don’t fucking know…”

“What the fuck was that?”

“What I’d do for a motherfuckin’ drink/smoke/etc. right now…”

“Let’s get fucking wasted.”

“Fuck the police.”

“There’s no way out of this fucking mess.”

“Fuck…”

“Watch your fucking language in front of my kid, dammit.”

“So…are you down to fuck?”

“Middle fingers up if you don’t give a fuck.”

“Let’s fucking do this.”

“Just fuck me up.”

“I do NOT say ‘fuck’ that much.”

[keybladesoras]

Kate uses the Batarang!

[1andonlykys]

[goodwithknives]

@southern-bluebell

[goodwithknives]

When did you start to realize you were falling for Carolina? Seeing as you've fallen pretty hard for her.

Wash shrugged. “I don’t know. I…” He huffed slightly, starting to get a little frustrated. “I think… there was a beach? It was after we lost Church on Chorus, but somehow he was still alive somewhere? Or, Alpha was, at least. I don’t remember exactly. But it was then, I think, up until she did and didn’t betray my trust?” Wash rubbed his temples. “Sorry, the time travel thing gives me a headache. After that, I guess… realising that Carolina essentially broke the universe in order to save me, despite knowing that was almost a certainty. Me breaking myself - again - to save her simply pales in comparison. I don’t think I could ever come close to doing something that big for someone I care about, no matter how hard I try. If that isn’t love… then damn if I know what is.”

[woodpeckercosplay]

Today is our “official” 1 year anniversary of us dating. She means the world to be and I’m so lucky that she sticks up for me. @illuminati_dorito 📸 @portalben

#cosplay #rvb #rvbcosplay #carwash #agentcarolina #agentwashington #roosterteeth #halo #halocosplay #rtx https://www.instagram.com/p/B3GRwQmD2XW/?igshid=1vxefvwejuci3

[goodwithknives]

@southern-bluebell

[goodwithknives]

Regarding the other questions, would you of done things differently they didn't end up the way it did?

"... Probably not joined the Project for a start. Unless I went back to the beginning knowing this was going to be the ending from the outset, in that case I wouldn't change a damn thing. I love Carolina and our unborn son too much for that."

[goodwithknives]

Congratulations on having a baby, Wash! So how does it feel now that you have achieved daddy status?

"It's still not really sunk in yet. Some days I still pinch myself and wonder if it is all real." Wash confessed quietly. "Carolina sometimes finds it amusing when I do that, especially now she's really beginning to show. I just... being a father was more of a later down the line thing with me; if I hadn't gotten court-martialled from the army and still managed to live through the Great War then I probably would have settled down eventually. Things don't always turn out the way you think they will though, do they? Not that I'm complaining about this outcome; I love Carolina to pieces, and I will love and cherish our son just as equally. Just... never saw this coming, is all."