The Great and Laughable

Not really sure why we’re here.

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if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

[captmelbourne]

[regresstrogen]

everubody be nice to me or i'll blow you up with my little girl mind

[charlesoberonn]

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[missvikalaslut--wiggle]

girl sex

[angelicbunnycharm]

sisterly bonding activity <3

[maidslime]

Rent? Your job? What are you talking about? We're four years old and I'm holding your hand while we run through the rain and jump in puddles.

[maidslime]

Jumping in puddles right now :) take my hand and come join me :)

[maidslime]

Its raining!!

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

ppl get really angry when you tell them that it's possible to flirt without intent to flirt. like girl you can do fucking anything without intent. intent isn't real. we made that shit up.

[mamoru]

my doctors whenever I pay them a friendly visit

[salamanding]

dysphoric tonight :(

[salamanding]

fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[ouroborosorder]

The day jim davis dies, they will release a garfield strip so absolutely fucking dogshit it will unite all humanity against our common foe

[captain-price-returns]

[dragongirlsweetie]

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

[goldensunset]

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

[goldensunset]

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

[goldensunset]

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

[warrior-kitty]

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

[fluff-e-boy]

Yet another commission for the wonderful @darkmoonhyena ! This time featuring @darkmoon-dolt and @girlballs !

[roycohn]

"the world you grew up in is gone" but not in a reactionary "there are too many brown people" way more like i woke up one day and suddenly everyone is illiterate and believes jewish people are literal demonic pedophiles, raw dairy and steak cure cancer, and AI chatbots are their friends. and i want the old world back