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sith-shenanigans

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

calkestis

OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022), Part VI

iamasalmon

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

voidartisan

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

voidartisan

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

voidartisan

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

voidartisan

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

terapsina

Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'

So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

wolverina2002

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

helenvaughans

📢📢📢

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

an-enigmatic-mind

liquid-geodes

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

keepcalmandcarriefischer

kalianos

yan-town

ythok

Me, reading this whole post:

pope74220

NOW it’s you

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

polyphonetic

fallenwillow44

Best post I've seen all day

dat-physics-gal

keepcalmandcarriefischer

ericvilas

squeakitties

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

squeakitties

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

stevishabitat

mandate-transgenderism

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

beau-ba-fett

Mace Windu did not owe Anakin kindness or softness. Mace Windu is a Motherfucker Who Gets The Job Done, he doesn’t have time to coddle Anakin’s ego. But someone needed to sit Anakin down at some point and show that Mace’s action are not rejection, but protection.

“He’s too old/attached to be trained”= He is going to have a Bad Time with the current structure of the order and needs more/better support.

“You don’t get the title of master”= you were knighted too young and this war has caused all the padawans of the order to mature too quickly. You haven’t done the things that would earn you the title of master. We are in precarious political standing, so you get to sit with us, but you need more time to grow.

“Don’t come to arrest Palpatine”= turning in a friend and mentor was not easy for you. Watching him be arrested is going to hurt you even more.

But of course, Anakin’s rejection sensitivity can only see all of this as malice and hate.

Mace sees the boy who has had everything ripped away from him. The boy that was lured away by the validation the order didn’t give him. I think in ROTS, it hits him all at once just how badly he and the council failed Anakin. At his core, Mace trusted Anakin. It’s too little too late, but when he asks Anakin to stay behind, he’s so earnest to right the wrong that has slipped by him. Of course the dark side was rooted in Anakin, and there was no stopping what was to come.

thefaultinourchickennuggets

Hi im a librarian amd that's not now this works. If a library allows you to have a digital card and not live in the area, you are NOT taking away resources from other people, that's not how anything works. Please keep doing it!!! The more people that use our services, the more money we can get from funding sources!!! Please use us!!! We are not utilized enough, by people in or out of our community. Thanks.

pukicho

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

thyboylovethgaming

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

pukicho

Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems

targetedknowledge

frankiesbullshit

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

phantomrose96

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

phantomrose96

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

phantomrose96

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

aka-blaa

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

phantomrose96

Official addition to this post.