It's a trap!

Gus(tavo)-32-He/Him-SoCal-Queer-Vet Tech-@grimgrinningdani 💕

[seizethegay420]

[capacity]

My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you

[painsmutt]

as a trans guy I so badly wish that I could physically cum in my partners like,,, that would be so hot

[operationoverdrive]

trini + hats

[amongthesebarrencrags]

Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?

#1

#2

Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing

Voting ended onAug 31, 2023

[paperjoshi]

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

[beemovieerotica]

the headboard is the stern

[paperjoshi]

Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

[teathattast]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[dimensionsponge]

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

[cherubcallremade]

im having a moment

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[lost-in-the-shadows]

happy pride month lost boys fans

[gender-sexuality-happiness-rage]

[tuunich]

[guerrillatech]

[guidancerune]

[mas0nalexander]

Gay people are really doing things with the English language

[guerrillatech]

[pinsforfingerz]