slow down, you're doing fine

niamh 24 matcha lover

[ashstfu]

girls be like “i’m not gonna make it” and then make it

[butchorder]

Butch & Butch Bait, Manchester, 2026

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[dogpuppy]

[toskarin]

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[fernicenty]

two bear sitting on the edge of katmai river

[sunburnt-brian]

[pjackk]

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[dogpuppy]

[impuls1ve]

i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

[kuchipachi]

white flag by lucia gallipoli

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[stroebe2]

It’s all corrupt girl

[chips1977]

That feeling when you lose hope