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Justin | 25 ♐ | California

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[agoraphobe]

[meow-nepeta]

has anyone figured out how to become normal if you were like that?

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[were--ralph]

[cladistic]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.

[chicks2010]

[sacred-portal]

[only-cat-memes]

[dogpuppy]

[wikipediahmms]

[mintblancmanche]

[dogpuppy]

[mellifluouscountess]

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine your job being to gently stir the jellyfish soup

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Did something happen

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England