Immortal!Robert au because it won't leave my brain

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Immortal!Robert au because it won't leave my brain
"Dispatch: Dead Air"
I love concepts of Robert having powers, but I also I love him growing up with the complexities of growing up unpowered in a superhero world.
So why not have him develop powers later in life? Specifically a non-tangible one? >:3
We know that Shroud wanted the Astral Pulse to power his augments - in his case, a mental augment to increase his ability to predict probable events and their outcomes.
What if constant exposure to the Pulse caused unknown mental/psychological effects, namely Telepathy aka "mind reading"?
Robert awakes from his coma with an ungodly amount of mental static in his brain. More than usual. It's like the Dead Air of a radio untuned to a frequency.
When he focuses on or "tunes into" someone, both mentally and visually, he can "hear" what they're thinking and feeling at that moment.
First person he can "hear" is the nurse that discharged him. She tells him politely not to stress himself, while mentally she says "You're lucky you still have bladder control after all that nerve damage". Robert immediately clocks her confusion when he replies to her with "Eh, pilots wear piddle packs anyway."
He continues testing this new ability as he's recovering in hospital. Doctors, orderly staff, people in the waiting room etc...
The most surprising was Beef.
Beef, wagging and panting happily: ["I missed you!!!"] Robert, surprised: "Okay, it works on dogs too I guess." Beef, unfazed: ["We should eat and take a nap!"] Robert: "No arguments with that, bud."
This causes many issues, and solutions as he navigates his new career at SDN. Especially if the telepathy can extend into the coms line.
Waterboy's mind is running at a mile a minute, like two people talking at once.
Waterboy, mentally: ["I hope Mecha Man likes me. He made a joke - laugh! Oh wait, what was the joke? Don't make a fool of yourself! Oh it's about Phenomaman's acting. Wait, how do I tie this again? I think I'm concussed from getting hit by that car- HE'S IN MY LAP!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! 18+ thoughts ensue"]
Robert still thinks the kid is a sweetie pie. Albeit a little more perverted that he expected.
Visi may not know his true identity cus he picks up on her "signal" being in the conference room before he can disrobe. He might still catch the feeling of guilt she has though - he should investigate that later. Her overtly sexual behaviour masks a lot of thoughts. (Robert learns about the sex dream before she even tells him)
The things Chase thinks about Robert makes him choke up. He most likely lets the speedster know about this new power, just to avoid hearing Chase's regretful/proud thoughts about him.
Flambae is either checked out and mentally replaying Whitney Houston, or he's thinking "Fucking Mecha Man/Robert" (furious) or "Fucking Mecha Man/Robert" (horny). As time goes on, his thoughts towards Robert lean towards the romantic. It's actually kinda cute to see the firestarter give Robert his signature glare and smirk, only to mentally hear "I want a summer wedding".
Sonar's brain is either Numbers, Boobies (sometimes Robert's), and bat noises.
Malevola's is full of demonic noises that yell at Robert to "GET OUT". She immediately looks around, seeking whomever was looking at her thoughts without permission.
Phemomaman's is like looking into the brain of an orange male cat. Elevator music and sushi.
Phenomaman, looking towards him: "Robert, it is impolite to read minds without asking for permission beforehand." Robert, embarrassed: "Ah. Sorry. It's uh... new power I'm trying out. Didn't think you had it too." Phenomaman: "It is a natural ability my people have developed as a means of easing linguistic barriers. It is how I was able to learn how to speak English so quickly." Robert: "Wow. That sounds a lot cooler than mine. I still get hit with language barriers sometimes. Well, except with Beef - he's a dog, so he mostly thinks about how much he loves me, and food." Phenomaman: "That is beautiful. To have a being love you so much as to fill their waking thoughts." Robert, recalling all the previous thoughts he's heard, realising how many people actually care about him: "It's... pretty awesome. Not gonna lie." Phenomaman, smiling: [<3]
Even being reformed, the Z-team still have villain tendencies. They don’t love “normally” or “appropriately”. They don’t know how to show they care in “socially acceptable” ways.
So they don’t bother trying.
After a serious one on one talk with Robert, Courtney accepts that she takes the pervy shit way too far, even compared to the rest of the team. So, she dials it back. A lot. That doesn’t mean she stops leaving little gifts on his desk and denying it when he asks.
No, the gifts aren’t getting more homemade and also extremely personal to what Robert needs at the time, you’re losing it. She would have no way of knowing what exactly he needs at all times.
Bruno is arguably the most tame out of the Z-team. The way he shows care reflects that. He likes poetry, so sometimes he’ll send Robert little poems that remind him of their dispatcher. When he’s feeling slightly more peeved at Robert’s lack of self care, he’ll heat himself up a bit outside and forces Robert to take a nap on his leg.
You’re crazy if you claim that he purposely lets some of his dirt cling on to Robert skin. He would have no reason to other than to ward off any other Constructs, but Bruno ain’t like that.
Victor isn’t affectionate, by any means. The closest he gets is with Malevola, and even then its more so quiet moments between them. His way of caring is… hacking into Robert’s SDN files. Not to change anything, just to know everything he can. He leaves Twinkies on his desk, along with the coffee he brews every day (so what if he only brews that particular coffee at home?). He knows his allergies, the majority of his medical history, the exact time of his birth down to the second- okay maybe he takes it too far.
So what if he sometimes lets Mega-Bat scent a jacket or scarf Robert left on his chair? It’s not like he gets irritated when Robert doesn’t smell like him, no, that’s crazy.
Malevola is loud about her ‘affection’ (patting Roberts back and ruffling his hair), but her care is unnaturally quiet for her. It’s making a portal to Roberts apartment in the dead of night because she wasn’t 100% sure he was safe. It’s touching his shoulder lightly, looking for any pain he’s hiding.
It’s leaning in close, listening to his breathing, watching his chest moving up and down- until Beef barks and she portals away.
Chad disguises his care as him trying to “make sure the competition is rewarding”. Him leaving nutritious and delicious leftovers for Robert and getting personally ofended when he doesn’t eat them? Making good on his promise to spot Robert whenever he’s in the gym? Using his hands as heating pads when the pain flairs up? He just wants him to gain his previous strength back so he can fight a worthy opponent again, because fighting Bobert in the state he’s in would be easy and a pathetic waste of his awesomeness.
That’s why he memorized all of his routes home, to the store, to work. Bob Bob is too weak to defend himself. He NEEDS Flambae to keep watch until his strength is back.
Alice almost screams when she gets a good look at Robert’s closet. He has like two shirts and one pair of slacks outside of his uniform. She is NOT gonna let this slide. Saturday mornings become mandatory shopping trips between the two of them, and Robert is NOT allowed to pay nor complain about the price tag.
Yes, she buys him Prism themed accessories. So? They look good on him, and maybe she relishes the jealous looks from the others.
Colm is slightly more open about his feelings than the other Z-teamers, but only to the point where he can say that he hopes Robert is taking care of himself and will take out a teste if he isn’t. Even with the threat, Punch Up doesn’t trust it, especially when it comes to not overworking himself. So he sticks around Robert more at SDN, conveniently dragging him away when someone tries to ask him to do something, intentions be damned.
It’s only a coincidence that people who make Roberts life harder, purposely or not, come back with bruises in unmentionable places and tight lips on where they came from.
Janelle already offered a free hit to their dispatcher, but that’s no where near the end of it. When she’s not on missions or resting, she’s watching from the shadows. Not just Robert, but any person she has grown fond of. If someone bothers him in any way, the next second a knife is barely missing their head.
Unlike the others, she would openly admit her stalking if Robert asked. But it will never come to that, as her training is far superior than the human eye. There’s always eyes on Robert, she ensures that.
Bonus:
Robert knows all of these things, obviously. Even if they had the mind to be subtle, he would still be able to notice the patterns. But he pretends not too.
Deep inside, in a long buried part of his heart, Robert can be selfish. Maybe it’s finally time to let himself indulge in the feeling of being cared for, even if it’s in downright insane ways.
more stuff from my Robert Villain AU......
(I didn't expect so many people to like my villain AU but hello!!! Idk how long this hyperfixation will last, but for the time being, welcome to my cardboard box!! Feel free to pick it up and shake it with me in it!!!)
And if you have any questions or prompts for Pulse(Villain Robert) i welcome them because my brain is tiny and filled with woodland creatures.
I feel like if Robert was a bad guy in a dispatcher au he would accidentally join the Phoenix program without meaning too. Like he hacked into the system looking for something only to accidentally hacked into the dispatchers computer. Then catching on this dude is about to screw everyone over if he doesn't stop this. Just quickly rerouting heros to better missions that Robert quickly looking through there files see would fit there powers and skills. Blond blazer is very confused by the end of the shift because the new dispatcher is screaming about his computer completely f u c k i n g up but according to the system this has been one of z teams greatest day's. Then they find out about the dude hacking the system then spent a whole day dispatching out of boredom leaving a note saying fire that dude he tried sending a demon to church. Blond blazer wants this mysterious hacker.
The thing about Robert "Rock Em Sock Em" Robertson III that you have to remember is that the Mech is there for the villains' safety, not his.
I fully believe that if Flambae had fought Mecha Man sans Mecha, he would still be missing those fingers but this time from the feral bastard that is Robert just not caring if he gets half his face melted off while he bites Flambae's fingers off.
Sure Robert probably would have also gotten fucked up, but Flambae would have come away from that fight with a new sleep paralysis demon and a weird new standard for all future men he dates all in one. The Mecha Man reveal in the game would have ended with Flambae torn between running for his life and actually asking Robert for dinner.
(Honestly Flambae would have taken one look at Robert going feral in the Sardine fight and known right then and there what hero he used to be. Before anyone could even bring up the topic at the taco place Flambae would just be standing there, pointing dramatically before thinking better of it and tucking his fingers as close to his chest as he can, a d loudly freaking out about Robert being Mecha Man.
Robert: I figured you would have tried to incinerate me by now
Flambae: Bitch the last time I tried you ate my fucking fingers, i'm not taking any more chances with your crazy ass
Robert: Yeah, sorry about that, but in my defense, you were trying to kill me at the time
Flambae: Eh, take me to dinner and I'll think about calling us even
Robert: I thought I wasn't your type?
Flambae: And I thought you were supposed to be smart or some shit
The reat of the Z Team, watching them flirt over shitty 3am tacos and shared memories of Robert biting Flambae's fingers off: UM?? HELLO?? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE MECHA MAN? )
more idlings from my villain Robert AU..... He has the presence of a haunted abandoned city. Am I making sense. Is this thing on? Does anyone see the vision? This man is haunted.
Roydbert bits for Prosthetics AU
I gave Robert a tramp stamp lmao
It's a little wonky, but I say it's done
Cooking up my SwapAU
Refs! Feel free to use them for your aus (with credit) The gist of this au is Shroud leads SDN. Z-team are a bunch of mediocre heroes who fucked up in one way or another. Roberts gets captured and is offered a deal to become a part of the phoenix program. He's hired as Z-team's dispatcher (totally not as a way to torture him) and given limited freedom.
You're welcome to ask me some questions!
these are the only two members of z-team who understand what taxes are
Idea of Robert wearing prosthetic limb
they are soooooo normal about Robert, there’s nothing wrong happening here
Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞
Soup incident
007: First Light!James Bond + textposts
Plus a bonus Isola one!
Feel free to reblog and add your own! Let’s have fun!
what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do
yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit
like the one that liquefies your organs inside you
if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?