I know you and the whole fandom likes to impregnate Robert, but what about Pregnancy headcanons for the rest of the Z-team?
The rest of the Z-Team? Are we getting them all pregnant? We're getting them ALL PREGNANT HELL YEAHHHH!!
You guys know I love pregnant Robert. He's just such parent material to me, writing fics of him being pregnant is just so fun, and then I get to write about him being an amazing dad too! Double fun!
I've also gotten Flambae pregnant a few times. I feel like he'd definitely want kids the most out of everyone, and if he's pregnant then EVERYONE has to hear about it, he's so proud of himself. He'd most definitely keep track of everything, like his diet, how much exercise he's getting, money, whatever it takes to have a healthy baby. And then when he does have the baby, I like to think he thrifts a nice vintage crib, changing table, high chair, all sorts of stuff like that. And he makes their baby food homemade too.
Waterboy I feel would want kids, but at the same time he's so scared to be a parent. It's more of a, wants it someday, but can never talk himself into it, sorta deal. If he does get pregnant, he'd spend a while just planning everything out, working up the courage to actually have a baby. He'd be so careful with everything, and stress about the possibility of it inheriting his powers. His grandma might be more excited than him at first, but then when he has the kid, and it's healthy and happy, Waterboy finally stops being so cautious. Most of the big supplies he has are definitely hand-me-downs, and might even be from when he was a baby.
Sonar I think wouldn't actively want kids, but what happens happens. If he gets pregnant, he'd probably be upset about having to officially quit the drugs and drinking, but he'd enjoy the pampering I feel. He would 100% use it to guilt trip people too, lmao. His bat instincts would probably leap at the chance to be a dad, and he'd be soo overprotective of the baby. His kid is gonna get all sorts of stupid designer baby clothes, and expensive supplies.
Punch Up wouldn't get pregnant, not unless a witch cursed him lol. It's just not something he'd ever want for himself, although being a dad would definitely appeal to him. Other people being pregnant though? He'd definitely support them!
Phenomaman's a little difficult. I like to think he wouldn't really actively want kids, or maybe the incompatible genitals thing means he can't get pregnant from humans. If he was pregnant, it would be after much time spent considering it and after his depression gets more manageable with therapy and stuff. I do think he'd be happy adopting though! (Like little alien baby Vhri, if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Did I spell that name right? I can't remember how to spell it)
Golem?? He's perfectly content with his kaiju baby, no way we're getting him pregnant.
Coupe probably wants kids, but she's scared to mess them up. She didn't have a good childhood, and she's worried it'll make her a bad mother. She definitely wouldn't be a bad mom though! If she got pregnant, she'd do as much research as she possibly can, and then more. She's so on top of everything, and making sure everything goes smoothly. I feel like she'd have the most dramatic birth, and is so nonchalant about it. Like, middle of the night, pitch black, thunderstorm rattling the walls, and she's so calm. Her kid's gonna have the most badass mom ever.
I don't think Prism would want kids, but she'd make one hell of an aunt! If she gets pregnant, it's only after years of making sure that she chose the perfect partner, and she only tries at a specific time because she does NOT want to be miserable during summer.
Malevola to me feels like someone who'd be happy without a super romantic relationship and kids. Like, not exactly single, but she doesn't want to settle down. If she does have kids, they're definitely adopted and/or summoned demons or something, because there's no way she'd get pregnant.
I think Visi is the one that's the most against kids. She makes sure she takes her birth control, and if she ever forgets to, then her partner has to wear protection because she is NOT risking it. Maybe in the future she'll be more open to it, but she's happy childless.
