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Robert accidentally slips into a different version of his world after the explosion sent the astral pulse into his chest. He's meeting his other version of himself and finding out shroud is his father in this world.
Dude would be flabbergasted. If Shroud's not a villain in this au, then he definitely needs time to adjust to the other version of him having such a close bond with Shroud.
But if he is a villain, then he has to deal with his other's trauma about his dad being a villain.
Because I have a feeling that one of the children would bite someone from the Z-Team (Invisigal).
I think that would be Riley, lol. He's a bird hybrid (I want him to be some type of falcon), and will blame his biting/nipping on his instincts just so he can do it again.
In Rob-Fam: When the kids meet the Z-team for the first time, one of the kids has to act like Damian
Like, him just saying "Father, why do you work with these imbeciles? You can do way better than them"
Chase is laughing hysterically in the background
That would 100% be Theo, the youngest/newest and brattiest 😂
He is NOT impressed with his dad's coworkers, but imagine how he'd react if Robert starts dating one of them. OR, his reaction to Robert dating ALL of them lmao
Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people 🎶
Tagged by @eggcompany, thank you friend! But prepare to be disappointed by my strange taste in music
1: Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach
2: Perfect Strangers by Archers
3: No Way Out by The Word Alive
4: Tired Of Winning by Nothing More
5: Eternity by Alex Warren
6: Infectious by Imminence
7: Ruthlessness from EPIC: The Musical
8: The Lines by Beartooth
9: Kill Or Be Killed by Muse
10: The Quiet Type by Opal In Sky
It really jumped around a lot 😅
Like with my last one, I'm not tagging anyone, but feel free to join!
Z team is very confused when both Chase and Robert start arguing in Korean in front of them. Especially in front of blond blazer when they are disgusting her favoritism towards a sertin person or if Robert is dating Victor or Chad.
Chase most definitely picked up learning Korean just to trash talk people to Robert, or argue with him when there's people around. Not a lot of people, including Robert's dad at the time, know Korean, so it just sorta becomes their thing
I feel like either Coupè or Sonar would learn some Korean just to figure out what chase and Robert said. Even tho it would be funny Sonar wipping his head around hearing Robert likes him more then just friends.
My idea is: Sonar thought he was being sly, learning Korean without Robert knowing so he could be all cool and suave and maybe ask him out in Korean (although he'd 100% pussy out and not do it), only to hear Robert admit to having a crush on him.
He's just standing there, on the other side of the room, ears perked up and jaw dropped, and Robert gives him the most confused look ever.
Z team is very confused when both Chase and Robert start arguing in Korean in front of them. Especially in front of blond blazer when they are disgusting her favoritism towards a sertin person or if Robert is dating Victor or Chad.
Chase most definitely picked up learning Korean just to trash talk people to Robert, or argue with him when there's people around. Not a lot of people, including Robert's dad at the time, know Korean, so it just sorta becomes their thing
wait wait wait, in relation to that golden kpop demon hunters ask, what if it’s not that the thought he had mentioned it but he assumed it came across in his appearance. like to him it’s just very obvious he looks Korean!!
Lol, that day he learns how truly oblivious everyone on the team is
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Robert stared at the team gathered around him, stunned and disappointed in equal measure by their apparent lack of observation skills. "What do you mean you can't tell? I thought it was pretty damn obvious?"
"The fuck? Obvious? Obviously, not! Boy you're the most basic, plain, pasty white bitch ever!" Prism protested loudly, gesturing emphatically at him.
"No fucking way you're Asian!" Flambae added.
Robert raised an eyebrow, feeling the need to specify, "Half Korean."
Flambae rolled his eyes so hard Robert half expected them to roll right out of his head, scoffing, "We heard you the first time Bob-Bob, fuck off," And then he amended, albeit in a snarky, bitchy tone, "No fucking way you're half Korean. Not with your, your fucking. . . Boring ass face. You're like, the poster boy of white bitches."
"You guys really can't tell? Not even in my eyes?" Robert asked, turning his disbelieving gaze to the rest of the group.
He'd been told his entire life that he looked remarkably like his mom, especially in his eyes. It was something his dad grew to despise, after she left. He saw them every day in the mirror for fuck's sake, they looked the exact same as his mom's.
"You mean your sad puppy dog eyes?" Sonar asked, and Robert paused at those words.
"Don't tell him! He'll weaponize it!" Malevola complained.
"He already does!" Sonar shot back.
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The argument goes on for WAY longer than expected, and by the end they all still demand proof. After that though, once it becomes common knowledge and everybody knows, they get over it pretty quick
Robert is caught singing Golden, especially the Korean parts
Everyone's just like, how does he know that??
And Robert just never thought to mention he's half Korean, lol
Au where Elliot didn't kill Robbie he grabbed the astral pulse and snuck out in the night holding Robert. Something in his head told him this would hurt him more knowing his son loves him more then he ever did.
Absolute perfection, taking the most important parts of the Mecha Man legacy- the power source and the future of it- is more of a punishment than killing Robbie.
I feel like Robbie, Mr. Father Of The Year, would notice the astral pulse is missing first and not even think of Robert. He doesn't realize Robert's gone until he's looking for the pulse and he notices how empty the house is all of a sudden.
He makes a missing person report because that's what you're SUPPOSED to do, but he considers finding the pulse way more important than finding his son. Besides, he already suspects who took them, it's just a matter of finding the suspect to get them back.
Meanwhile, this opens up the door for Robert to be raised as a villain! Elliot gives Robert the childhood he never had with Robbie's training getting in the way, and Robert chooses to help Elliot when he gets older, rather than be part of the family legacy he was born into and had no choice in.
My brain went what if Robbie didn't even register that Robert existed 😐. Like homeschooling and never putting him into the government system so reporting him missing reveals what Robbie had been doing to the kid. While Elliot registers Robert fully as his son. Could be a interesting twist Robert joining the Phoenix program trying to save his dad from the astral pulse making him go insane and actually hurting people and it doesn't sit correctly with him.
Oh that's a good idea! Robert never got a birth certificate or anything. Legally, Robert Robertson III never existed until Elliot took him (although then he wouldn't be a Robertson, or the III 🤔)
And him joining the Phoenix Program to save Elliot is so sad actually, but I wonder if Robbie would know about that if he's still alive in this au. And I wonder if Robert would have a Mech or not as a villain/Phoenix Program member. . . Very curious, lol
Au where Elliot didn't kill Robbie he grabbed the astral pulse and snuck out in the night holding Robert. Something in his head told him this would hurt him more knowing his son loves him more then he ever did.
Absolute perfection, taking the most important parts of the Mecha Man legacy- the power source and the future of it- is more of a punishment than killing Robbie.
I feel like Robbie, Mr. Father Of The Year, would notice the astral pulse is missing first and not even think of Robert. He doesn't realize Robert's gone until he's looking for the pulse and he notices how empty the house is all of a sudden.
He makes a missing person report because that's what you're SUPPOSED to do, but he considers finding the pulse way more important than finding his son. Besides, he already suspects who took them, it's just a matter of finding the suspect to get them back.
Meanwhile, this opens up the door for Robert to be raised as a villain! Elliot gives Robert the childhood he never had with Robbie's training getting in the way, and Robert chooses to help Elliot when he gets older, rather than be part of the family legacy he was born into and had no choice in.
@eggcompany THANK YOU FOR THE TAG, YOU GRAND STINKER. Lmao, what a thing to wake up to
I got my ass kicked by a headache last night, so I didn't even realize I got tagged in this until I woke up, oops
Last song: Why Am I Like This? by The Word Alive (genuinely love that song, I'm tempted to redraw a clip of the music video as my favorite character)
Currently watching: Supernatural. I'm STILL trying to watch it lmao, still not past season 2. Other than that, I'm planning on rewatching Iron Lung, then watching Project Hail Mary next once I buy them, for. . . Reasons
Current Obsession: Dispatch of course, but also going out hiking lately, watching hermitcraft, and playing Stardew Valley
Currently Reading: Nothing right now! Unless fanfics count, lol. I do think I might try to re-read the Wings Of Fire books again, because I never finished them, and my first try at re-reading them, I couldn't find a digital, or physical copy of the fifth book 😔 (I probably have to buy the entire series ngl, which I was avoiding because I am BROKE)
Currently working on: A whole lotta fanfics. I think I'm gonna update my selkie and mer Robert aus pretty soon, and then my concerning amount of mpreg fics
Last Google search: This is gonna be so boring, but Flight Rising. I get on every night before I go to bed, taking care of my dragons is like my nightly routine 😅
I'm not gonna tag anyone, but anyone can join in! This is a ten people you'd like to know better tag game, but I don't think I have ten moots that would join lol
Reading the previous ask about Elliot gave me the mental image of Elliot see Robert with z team then rushing forward to grab him and dragged him away he thinks Robert is getting mugged by them 😆
Omg, that would be the funniest thing ever. They're all playing tug of war with Robert 😂
In your Liam au where Robbie came back to life what would z teams reaction to a younger Elliot Connors running up and picking Robert up in a big hug?
They would riot lmao. Pure panic. They think he's gonna attack Robert, and they're all causing pure chaos trying to get between them. Robert's just completely done with life.
I believe that in Rob-Fam, Robert wouldn't be in a coma, since he has many reasons to go back home and wouldn't go after Shroud.
And even if Robert did go after him, I don't think he would go that far in the search; he would probably realize it was a trap sooner and run away.
BUT, if he were to actually fall into a coma, his children would be VERY protective of their father.
Yes! I honestly feel like him wanting to come back home to them, combined with them just not letting him go after Shroud, would absolutely prevent the ambush/Mech explosion (whatever tf we call that event).
If he does go after Shroud though and ends up in the coma, his kids start planning out their schedules so one of the older ones is there every day, and they're all frequently visiting, and the older ones watch him like a hawk. (One of them might even be in school to be a nurse? I was considering that with Hazel, but idk. If she is, she 100% bullies him back to health when he wakes up, lmao. She's just so mad at her stand-in dad for being dumb)
I had seen an AU idea, in which Robert would have a face badly deformed by scars (from old battles and the Mecha explosion) and would wear a prosthetic mask
It was a combination of Sally Face (in a way) and Dispatch
What do you think?
Ooo, yeah, I love the Sally face au! I've seen a few of those posts, but they don't pop up on my dash very often 😞
Seeing them is like a rare treat for me, lol
I'm thinking I should do some research on leukemia and maybe turn my Robert and Liam au into a fic. . . But I still have a bunch of stuff I gotta work on
For now, I'll just keep working on all of my other fankids fics, lmao (including the human/puppy hybrid beef one)
(This is more of a joke than an AU idea)
What if one day, the Z-team finds a document that Robert was filling out and they see that his signature is "Robert R. Robertson"
They start betting on what it could be
It turns out to be "Robert Richard Robertson"
Chaos ensues
I think I saw someone make a post about this!
I love it lmao, his name is "Robert Dick Robertson" in a way, he's literally a dick, it's on his birth certificate. 😂
