𝔊𝔞𝔶 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔰

Viktor ⛧ they/he ⛧ 23 "Oh, you know. Weight of the world, a tortured soul, things like that."

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the smoke shop near my house changed its name to "THE SMOKING GHOUL"

[swagophile]

guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?

guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car

guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?

me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car

guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically

me: its chill its on tubi

guy from 2006: tubi rocks

me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]

girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?

me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone

"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time

[natequarter]

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[what-even-is-thiss]

People can have such specific allergies. I met someone once who’s allergic to raw tomatoes

[swagophile]

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis