the work of Hell is holy in this life

Call me Comrade, bi cis he/him, ask to tag

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[cryptotheism]

I saw ur ass in the speaking house Ptah whispering "bottom heavy eunuchs" into ur palm

[cryptotheism]

An angel asked you what you said and you you didn't say anything as if Aion-Ptah of the four-letter Name has not spoken all things and we all saw you trip and spill your light-body as you passed through the House of the Tau-Oneiroi back to Malkhuth.

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[cocoon2010]

[lizardsister]

for weed ?

[cocoon2010]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[bettercallsaulamc]

Gus will return on June 5.

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[amc]

Saul…

[amc]

Saul…

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[archacovercosine]

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

[posthumanwanderings]

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[grave-bride]

I need more people to play and love Cassette Beasts, it deserves so much more.

Play it, I'd like to say "it's like Pokemon" but this statement doesn't capture how uniquely deranged of a game it actually is just go.

[grave-bride]

BRINGING THIS BACK CUZ GUESS WHAT'S GETTING A FUCKING SEQUEL

[hungwy]

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

[mezzodical]

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides

[guillaume-en-egypte]

i open up my lunch box. and it's full of snacks.

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[dortie]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[thyrell]

Gimme a tarot reading pls

SHITS FUCKED !!!!!!!

SEVEN TOWER ATTACK ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER!!!!!!