It's not a good idea, but it is a Great Idea

þei/þem, þey/þem, or they/them || Over 21 || genderqueer, bi/pan, polyamorous || I already have a cult || Watch as I bumble my way through the internet! || Horny Sideblog is @bitingtime

[imchucklemaster]

I'm like if a catboy was a puppygirl and also an opossum. You understand, of course. You would have to be some kind of buffoon not to get what I'm saying here.

[amaplaka]

°˖𓁹𓁹

[etrosgate]

"Crab Silence" struck me speechless for a second

[fuckyoubaker]

JOKES, THEY GOT ME GOOD.

[picturesof-us]

[amaplaka]

. ܁₊ ⊹ . ܁˖ . ܁

[fuckyoubaker]

FRIDAY

DEEP CUTS

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[florshedworf]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[beesmygod]

@starhalation insane swag spotted in this comic im reading

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[williamrcrichton]

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[lucybellwood]

Bit more than a chance, mate.

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[kabaks]

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

[kabaks]

she’s so fucking funny

[witchrealms]

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