an under cooked blog.

This is a quality as blog where I reblog quality ass things.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

[kibutsug]

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[mylifeandpost-blog]

Help me help this baby.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-jj-the-puppy&rcid=r01-156800038938-0bf455410ad84ff2&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

Click here to support Help JJ the puppy organized by Cierra Felix

Cierra Felix Help JJ the puppy JJ the husky mix puppy is a sweet, clumsy baby who has had a rough start to life. First she got an eye and ea

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[kristenwiiggle]

this week has been truly something ELSE 

golden state killer…CAPTURED

b*ll cosby….GUILTY

janelle monae….OUT AND PROUD

ABBA……BACK 2 FUCKIN GETHER

my skin……CLEARED

my bills………….PAID

my tax return……..IN MY ACCOUNT

[pendergosta]

Korean War……OVER

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

[littlepaperforest]

All the Eevee Evolutions as Goddesses. ♥ Art by Me! littlepaperforest

[gordonramsayretro]

I need help

https://www.gofundme.com/hg8p9-trying-to-get-home

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[gordonramsayretro]

@ohhhunny told me to play doki  doki and now im  not  oki  doki

[cloudyytaay-blog]

The real daddy of Riverdale is Skeet.

[gordonramsayretro]

Who Needs a 700+ Credit score in 2017⁉️

Who Needs a 700+ Credit score in 2017⁉️ COMMENT BELOW OR INBOX 👉 "INFO" ✔Judgments ✔Student loans ✔Bankruptcies ✔Collections

[sidras-tak]

They’re girlfriends

[ashsweet]

gamer gf and goth gf

[rebelspies]

Please redeem the evil ball Disney.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

the old bb-8 can’t come to the phone right now

[tastefullyoffensive]

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

[blackness-by-your-side]

We need all of these dickheads to be brought to justice.