Gotham Incorrect Quotes

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Selina: You wanna do something budy?

Bruce: Nah. I got the new Nintendo Switch. Go play alone I'm fine.

Selina:Bruce: Oh. You can break it. I have enough money to buy a million of these.

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Selina: Oh that's fun! There are children every where!

Bruce: See? School is not that bad.

Selina: There is a table for everyone? Oh that's so fun!!

Bruce: Yes we gotta get comfortable during the 7 hours we'll spend here every day.

Selina: What did you say?

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Gordon: Jerome!

Jerome: That's my name.

Gordon: Jerome you have no choice but to surrender! I've locked up all your fans, you have nowhere to run!

Jerome: Jim. You are litterally the opposite of fun.

Gordon: I know right?

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Ed: I bought some cake at the supermarket.

Oswald: Oh that's sweet. What do you want in exchange? Let me guess. You want a hug and a kiss. Oh no wait you want more than a hug... Don't tell me you're think what I'm thinking what I'm thinking.

Oswald, walking toward Ed: Oh we're gonna have so much fun tonight.

Ed: Stay right where you are. It's just a cake.

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Selina: A girl walks toward you and say you're cute. What do you say?

Bruce: Is the girl cute?

Selina: I think so.

Bruce: Is the girl pregnant?

Selina: What? No! I'm not pregnant!

Selina: I mean.

Selina: What's wrong with your stupid questions anyway?

Bruce:

Bruce: So you think I'm cute uh?

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100 followers post

Me: Okay we need to write the "100 followers post".

Ed: This is ridiculous.

Selina: Everyone has 100 followers in 2018.

Me: Hey! Can you guys stop being mean when I try something new?

Ed: Oh this isn't new.

Selina: Yeah. Everyone has 100 followers in 2018.

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Ed: What is love?

Oswald: Good question. For me, love is pretty much a feeling that-

Ed: Oswald.

Ed: I'm just singing goddam it.

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Me: Everyone is so happy to live in Gotham. But I coudn't personally. I mean, your child could die ten times a day and your wife would cut your throat for almost nothing. Like... It's definitly not the place to live in peace.

*silence*

Oswald: It's fun.

Gordon: Yeah it's fun.

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Oswald: Imagine your life with a man.

Ed: Wow okay this is unpleasant.

Oswald:

Oswald: Can you try again?

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[ Bruce and Selina, playing scrabble ]

Selina: I put an "f", "u", "c" and "k".

Bruce: Selina you can't write that.

Selina: Why the fuck can't I write fuck?

Bruce: It's forbitten. You can't write fuck.

Selina: Oh yeah? Ok then I put "Shut the fuck up bitch".

Bruce: I just said you couldn't write fuck. And you only have four letters. Wow, it's like playing with a five years old.

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Grundy: More.

Ed: I already filled your plate, I won't have anything left.

Grundy, staring at him: please ed...

Ed: Okay now you're too fucking cute, goddam it.

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Bruce, to Alfred: You're fired.

Me: What?

Alfred, to Bruce: Very well master Bruce.

Me: Wait what? No no no no no no!

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Selina, coming in from the windows: Hop! Seriously, your security sucks, Bruce.

[Bruce letting his drink fall to the ground]

Bruce: JESUS CHRIST FOR THE LAST TIME CAN YOU PLEASE USE THE FUCKING DOOR?!

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Unfortunately, no one stays dead in this town...

Oswald Cobblepot

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Bruce: How many kids do you want to have?

Selina: You never asked if I wanted kids.

Bruce: Do you want kids?

Selina: Maybe.

Seline: It depends on how many kids do we want to have.

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Selina: I didn't tell you Bruce but I'm a good dancer.

Bruce: Oh okay show me.

Selina, walking around the room moving her hands over her head: See?

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Bruce: You have beautiful eyes, Selina.

Selina, looking into the codebook: And that means, enemies are coming?

Bruce: No...