What would Republican Jesus do?

All things fundie and their side-hugging, pickle-eating, misogynistic ways.

[duggars]

Source: Derick IG

[duggarwakeupcall]

Y’all. WTF! I’m not surprised..but omg

[19kidsandsnarking-deactivated20]

I don’t even have the words to sum up how furious this made me. This poor kid is going to grow up with some really messed up views of the world. He’s 3 years old. Save your hateful and disgusting views for yourself Derick, don’t force them onto a helpless child

[keepingupwithfundies]

Doing “missions” in Central America and Nepal but supporting Trump spending millions if not billions on a wall to keep people out. Hypocrite! (Annie)

[spurgie-cousin]

Jesus Christ this is infuriating

[blessamuffins]

this is the post that made me resurface today

[gothardjesus]

Nearly exploded when I saw this today. I cannot stand him. YOU SAD, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CHRISTIAN/HUMAN BEING.

[gothardjesus]

Y’all. I love listening to podcasts and watching YouTube videos. Why can’t there be videos and podcasts about fundies?! Idk, basically just what we discuss here, but in different forms of multimedia. …… . . . No? Just me? Ok.

[keepingupwithfundies]

Update on Janessa Rodrigues. (Annie)

[fundiefanatic-s]

Goodluck with that family Nessie

[totallyrobophobic]

Well I’m glad she isn’t in imminent danger…I just wish I knew word-for-word what the doctors said because I don’t trust Jill to be a reliable narrator

[gothardjesus]

The amount of ableist language in that post... “acting normal”. Like I do get that these people are ignorant and likely don’t have the right language to describe situations like this. But for the love of God, the way she describes her kid is so detached and insensitive.

[keepingupwithfundies]

LOOK AT THAT SWEET FACE!!! Happy birthday princess Sassy Pants Allie Jane Webster! (Annie)

[gothardjesus]

wow, she looks like Kelly Jo! That princess dress on her 😭❤️

[keepingupwithfundies]

[casualduggarsnarker]

Who’s the girl with the eyebrows?

[damnfundies]

The girl in the back right is Evans sister

[undercoverduggarblog]

uh, no. next to carlin. THOSE eyebrows

[totallyrobophobic]

I can’t even with those brows

[damnfundies]

Lol that’s also Evans sister. She made this stupid ass song about respecting the troops and standing for the national anthem

https://youtu.be/XvkVaPC9oug

[casualduggarsnarker]

And I thought the eyebrows were the worst thing about her

[allthingsfundie]

her eyebrows look like sperm 

[gothardjesus]

This thread HAHAHA love you all

[keepingupwithfundies]

Jinger has always been the thinnest Duggar girl. Yeah she lost weight before courting Jeremy, but I wouldn’t assume she had an eating disorder bc of it. I think Michelle & Jinger are close bc Jinger just seems like a really vulnerable girl (in a good way)- she seems to share a lot and is a genuinely kind chick. Idk, you may be right- who knows with these fundies- but I just always got the feeling Jinger & Michelle we’re super close bc Jinger was an open and humble person. Just another opinion :)

No, she hasn’t always been the skinniest Duggar girl. Listen, I’ve watched the Duggars since the early specials aired and watched every single episode of 17-18-19kac. I grew up alongside these kids. And I remember being shocked one day when Jing suddenly dropped weight and looked really unhappy/ unhealthy for a while. Also, let me add an eating disorder develops very long before a person looks emanciated!

This was happy Jinger when she had sass, rolled her eyes about everything JB said:

Then this suddenly happened:

And now tell me, that I shouldn’t have worried. Now, please don’t send in heaps of asks saying: Oh, I am that skinny, I never had an ed… Not all people with an eating disorder look the same. Many people have struggled with an ed for years and nobody noticed!! I noticed from the show and the pics that Jing suddenly changed, looked unhappy, seemed to have hair loss etc. I am now happy, that Jing looks healthy, glowing and genereally happy but I worried back then and I know many on FJ did, too. (Annie)

[keepingupwithfundies]

Rodrigues family Update Post Number 2/5

[duggarfeen]

I think it’s partly the angle but these kids look so sick

[bachelortiltherapture]

How old is the last little girl? Based on my judgement of her age, she should be much chubbier :/

[totallyrobophobic]

Her name is Sofia. She was born July 2015 so she’s 2 years old in that pic. She and the next oldest, Sadie, have terrible looking hair. It looks like incredibly thin and brittle. Is that another sign of malnourishment?

[gothardjesus]

They all look incredibly malnourished and just generally ill.

[totallyrobophobic]

More proof that if Kaylee Rodrigues weren’t fundie she would love Hot Topic

[blessaduggar]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[gothardjesus]

Scrolled to quick and thought this was Avril Lavigne at first. HAHA.

[casualduggarsnarker]

I’m not sure this is what mothers normally do🙄 So idk about you guys, but I think using ‘you know that you’re a mom’ is pretty weird here

(Half to walk back, great 😂)

[duggarsetal]

“oh mom”

[duggargossip]

Omg “half”. HALF. I wonder if that is a double stroller because I can’t see a three year old wanting to walk for that long. Does she not have (half😂) her own car? And yeah, the “you know you’re a mom” is odd in this context.

[fundiesrus-deactivated20190718]

It is weird she said that but hey, at least she’s finding joy in her kids. She’s been looking so good lately.

[undercoverduggarblog]

why would she do that?? why would she walk that long?? on the side of a highway?? with two small children?? god jill you’re so weird

[pickledchickenetti]

This kid is so over his mom’s dumbass decision.

[gothardjesus]

This whole thing is so freaking comical. Why, Jill? Just why?

[fundiefanatic-s]

A very Rodrigues Easter too you

- hey bby u want some succ??

And Timothy graduated home school and they’re sending him off to aviation school for 5 years like every bloody fundie boy so he can fly on mission trips..

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Some of my favourites from Jills recent post. Don’t ask why I’m so obsessed with this family because I don’t know.

[undercoverduggarblog]

oh my god that guy is so creepy (the son, specifically, we all know the dad is)

[bachelortiltherapture]

I feel like Jill has been pregnant forEVER

[totallyrobophobic]

I can’t deal with the dresses

[spurgie-cousin]

Every dress is a hate crime

[urfaveaqua]

The tie, the hair, the dresses. This is just a collage of nightmares.

[throwrocksatboys]

Owning that much hair spray should be illegal, let alone using that much. The girls are actually pretty under all that crap.

[totallyrobophobic]

I love how Kaylee is really trying to have her own style by adding that choker. I’ve noticed in a bunch of other photos that she’s trying to be alternative and I wish she could experiment with fashion a little more a la Jinger.

[gothardjesus]

K the impression that I get from these people is that they’re the ones who try to sit with the cool kids (aka Duggars/Bates/Fundie Royalty), but aren’t quite in the “in-crowd”. And they don’t even realize it. Soo, they obviously really admire the Duggars and whatnot. With that being said... WHY HAVENT THESE GIRLS TAKEN FASHION ADVICE FROM ANY OF THE DUGGAR OR BATES GIRLS??? They wouldn’t dare claim to be holier than the Duggars or more modest????? Am I wrong?

[keepingupwithfundies]

Rodrigues family Update Post Number 3/5 -Timothys Graduation post (Selling ad)

[casualduggarsnarker]

Are they not ashamed to ask for money? I would be

[duggardrama-blog]

He is super creepy. Also it’s sad that they won’t allow him to hear a different form of Christianity lmao also getting money for graduation is normal

[totallyrobophobic]

“Vigorous 5-year program”

Did she mean rigorous? Fundie schooling at its best.

[spurgie-cousin]

“Strongest will of all our children” it’ll never not be weird to hear that as a criticism

[urfaveaqua]

I have so many thoughts on this omg. First of all, this is the weirdest thing of Jill’s I’ve ever read. Especially because the “note from Timothy” was clearly written by Jill? Secondly, I literally did not know this child existed.

[totallyrobophobic]

she was hiding him in the baby cage

[keepingupwithfundies]

You state that Austin and Joy tried to convert people in Israel like it’s a fact. We have no idea what they did while they were there. Do you think Jinger and Jeremy tried to convert people while in Australia? Most likely not because even when you deny it, you bow down to Jinger.

a) Joy and Austin went with an organization whose explicit purpose is to convert Israeli people… so, yeah, seems like a fact? 

b) yep, I think Jinger & Jeremy likely tried to convert people while they were in Australia, but as they did not go with an organization with the explicit purpose of conversion I did not use them as an example.  Plus, it is my understanding that Australia is a majority Christian country and I was trying to give examples of evangelicalism that were not Christian focused.

you know what they say about assuming….

-T  

[totallyrobophobic]

chill, anon, we always do our research

[gothardjesus]

They’re evangelicals. As per definition, one of their top priorities is evangelizing. It’s what’s they do, and it’s carefully and intentionally woven into every interaction they have with others.

[duggardata]

Jana is Single, But is She An Outlier?

TL;DR—Sadly yes, she is…

For Jana Duggar, it’s always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Beyond being gorgeous, Jana, 28, is a skilled gardener, interior decorator, chef, seamstress, pianist, violinist, first responder, author, and doula. Oh, she’s great with kids. (How could she not be? She raised most of her siblings.) Yet, beyond all reason, this servant’s–hearted beauty is still single.

Statistically speaking, how unusual is it for a Duggar woman not to be married off, at Jana’s age? Let’s take a look at the data.

Keep reading

[spurgie-cousin]

i got bored and made a fundie couple alignment chart lol has anyone else done this yet

[fundiesarefunny]

Omg

[fortheloveofallthatsfundie]

I’m CRYING! This is amazing!

[19kidsandsnarking-deactivated20]

This is brilliant! xD

[duggarwonderland]

oh my god this is perfect

[allthingsfundie]

obv am not an insider but i'm pretty sure JB does way more actual "parenting" than michelle and that's why all the girls are so close to him. in all the insider AMA's and stuff from when 19kac was still on air everybody seems to go to him when they need something/comfort and michelle is just super detached and aloof.

its true! you know, i obviously have lots of issues with jim bob and think he can be a shitty parent in a lot of ways, but there is also a side of me that does think he is a good dad is some areas, and watching him comfort jill and become so sensitive to her needs was one of them. 

[fundiesarefunny]

True tbh. You also gotta give it to the man: he teaches his kids a whole heck of a lot of skills.

[michelleannetteduggar]

I’m not just a pretty face ya no…. i’ll have yall no I looked after my children for the first 6 months of their life… that’s a lot ok… 

[notesfromthefundieverse-deactiv]

Not gonna lie - I see a ton of sexism wrapped up in this whole “Jim Bob is a better parent than Michelle” argument. 

You know why Jim Bob seems like a more fun, more engaged parent than Michelle? Because he could be a more fun, more engaged parent, because he wasn’t actually tasked with raising his children or running his home. 

Fundie women are specifically taught to keep the challenges and frustrations of childrearing away from their husbands, because a man’s time at home should be happy and wonderful, because he’s the provider of the family and deserves to come home to a peaceful, quiet house after a hard day of work. 

What do you think it was like for Michelle, alone in a home with 5 kids under 6, 6 kids under 7, 7 kids under 8, etc. etc. etc.? She may have detached from raising her kids at some point – but she got more child-raising in before she snapped than 99% of women see in a lifetime. 

Also, what do you think it is like to be pregnant for literally almost your entire life for 20 years?  

Jesus, no wonder Michelle is a broken shell of a human being. 

And you know what? Jim Bob did that to her. All of it. 

I will never, ever in a million years accept the “Jim Bob is a better parent” argument. I’m not absolving Michelle of responsibility, either – she chose that life, the same as he did. 

But it was 1000% harder on her than it was on him. 

[mrsmorrison6]

[the-fundies-and-the-feminist]

Truer words have never been spoken

[duggarseasonoflife]

[keepingupwithfundies]

“If you’re feeling hopeless, if you’re feeling depressed, the answer isn’t out there, the answer isn’t something some doctor can give you, the answer is to look within and see the sin in your own heart and how Jesus Christ can remove that sin, remove the slavery and bondage you have to that sin, and bring you to a relationship with himself “

Isn´t he darling?

I love when uneducated people speak on matters they have no clue about… (Annie)

[damnfundies]

God this is so fucking stupid. Manipulating pregnant women in a time of need. It’s disgusting.

And Jeremy you’re not a counsellor or a psychologist or anything to allow you to counsel anyone on medical matters. Fuck off a leave it to the professionals.

[duggardrama-blog]

God he’s so arrogant

[gothardjesus]

This makes me fucking mad. Specifically for all the people who are going to suffer with untreated mental illness because of shit like this.

[allthingsfundie]

so i was feeling extra bored tonight and went to check out priscilla and david waller’s blog and read their bios. David is telling the story about how he called her dad (he’s also Anna Duggars dad) and asked to court her and the ONLY thing that was important to him was :

“I have only two questions for you: Are you willing to trust God with the size of your family and second, are you willing to be accountable to Priscilla for your Internet use.” 

WHAT.THE.FUCk

no wonder he had no issue marrying anna of to that scumbag.