708 BILLION ORDERS OF CRAB RANGOON

25 male

[poopjournalist]

Bloodletting for a winstreak

[sreegs]

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[pleasuretrade]

the Leather Archives & Museum in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

[dogpuppy]

[king-incarnadine]

Horseshoe Crab

[everyday-cutephoto]

[commiesofia]

[the-truth-within-the-lie]

Checks out the people who reblog this who can’t be bothered to do one thing every four years and expect us to do everything for them.

[deepseasmetro]

people on tumblr will really be like "posting on your blog? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning an election" and then not win an election

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wanna watch porn with me, pearl

[mrsterlingeverything]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[factbot]

When Lebanese spiders live in the wild, they typically only live for about six months.

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[satanfemme]

We Care About You - acrylic paint markers on paper

[pjackk]

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!