straight male fujoshi

25 male

[depsidase]

[suchscary]

[dogpuppy]

[fwizard]

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my friends hate this video so much i don't even have to repost it in discord anymore i'll just be in a voice call and go "wouldn't it be crazy if the joker could beatbox" and they all tell me to go kill myself

[flipchild]

"A lovely squirt of cream just makes the day a dream".

—Sir

[captain-price-returns]

Los Angeles area gangsters fighting for Assad in Syria, 2014

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me

[starrstrvk]

zenyatta birthday art!!

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[honestlyitsjustsam]

trying to fight artblock by drawing emre expressions bc i hate him

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[spellingmistakescostlives]

John Waters

[michaelnordeman]

Eurasian wren/Troglodytes troglodytes/gärdsmyg. Värmland, Sweden (19 July 2025).

[aceynk]

lalaberry factories literally pollute the earth with giggle gas which is realy bad because giggle gas makes new fucked up worms andbeetles and changes fish to have arms and makes dogs different which is not good at all the fish are feasting on the fuckdworms and creating an army and the dogs are different and the fish are making fish weapons and revolting , and italy is already gone but no one noticed for weeks because the dogs are weird now. so say it with me we need to fix this a better world is possible go out there and VOTE

[dragongirlsweetie]

this would not have happened if you dumb fucks stopped letting perfect be the enemy of good and wrote in biden instead of splitting the vote and letting the cheeto go to play in the white horse

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[bewbin]

how could he