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"I never thought I would miss the office. I mean, remote work seems like the perfect gig. No commute. No dress code. No shitty cafeteria lunches. There's only one thing I'm lacking from home: accountability.

Back then, judging glares from coworkers curbed this appetite. They'd notice my buttons strain, my pants grow tight, my belts burst. They'd comment on my excessive snacking and heavy portions. Now, three months alone, I can barely reach my desk!"

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10 Hittable United States Senators

Here is a list of 10 United States Senators currently in office I’d easily have sex with.

Sen. Alan Armstrong (R-OK) - Not to be confused with actor Alun Armstrong. Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) - I really need to post more of him. Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) - Discovered him over a year ago. And the only reason he's not higher on my top 10, is he hasn't done enough to keep him on my mind.

Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) - I affectionally call him Mike Pounds and I really need to post more of him. Sen. Jack Reed (D-RI) - I love a short, silver-haired daddy. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) - Yeah I know a lot you hate him. But I'm not voting for him. I just want to put a dick in him.

Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) - I just think he's that fun, 'dad next door' type. Tommy Tuberville (R-ALA) - He looks like he could give you a good lay. Sen. Jim Justice (R-WV) - I just want to climb Mt. Justice.

Sen. John N. Kennedy (R-LA) - Since the loss of Jon Tester, Sen. Kennedy has shot up become my favorite sitting senator… to fuck.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) - A long time favorite, but he hasn't done enough to keep him on my mind. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) - If Graham hadn't died, he would have been in my top 3.