crybaby

cal. 22. mt. they/them.

[memewhore]

[showmeyourtidbits]

learning how to do motion tracking

[wannabe-davis]

Just so you all are aware, I saw this video one fine late summer day in 2016 and have not stopped thinking about it since

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

[boxghost]

chopped v cutthroat kitchen

[foodnetworker]

judge on chopped: um... im not getting any of that baby grasshopper flavor... it was one of the ingredients you were supposed to use...

judge on cutthroat kitchen: i dont understand...why the fuck did you put baby grasshoppers in this dish

[morguelefey]

i know we’ve been here but sometimes it really does hit you. like it cuts through

[gothic-punk]

Get ready to be flagged as a completely different person and possibly spend the rest of your life in jail.

[perigeeprincess]

whoop whoop i fucking guess

[pointnclick]

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

Preferred pronouns?

dont talk about me

[projectcatzo]

Cooking show competitor making panna cotta: I need this to set up by the end of the round

The panna cotta:

[puniper]

my sister’s birthday is tomorrow and im going to staples to see if i can make wrapping paper out of this

[puniper]

we built this city…

[hurdingsheep]

God this sounds like satire but it’s CNBC

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[npdevan]

howdy pardner

[demilypyro]

First law of robotics: dance

[demilypyro]

Second law of robotics: be nice to animals

[demilypyro]

Third law of robotics: kill all humans

[silver-tongues-blog]

[unclefather]

[stagnantwater447-8995]

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

[the-dog-in-you]

See you soon, space cowboy

[prehistoricmancunt]