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He/Him | 22

[gothgravekeepr]

I think I’m going to pursue a career in digging a hole in the ground and just staying down there forever

[zestyaahbutler]

[gothgravekeepr]

This is what I mean

[feldfrog]

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[birdandmoon]

What to do if you find a baby bunny.

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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[evilwizard]

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

[brainscrems]

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

[nerathul]

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

[brainscrems]

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

[evilwizard]

yes! im so good at Company

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[killercalvin]

THE IDEAL MALE BODY

I fucking love this photo

(edit: WOAH 900 LIKES??!!!)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[viralfrog]

[crapbirdphotography]

Blue jay landed on the swing in our front yard. Did not stay still for long

[mortimermcmirestinks]

herpetological guide