Bizarre, Weird, & Twisted (18+)

I’m sorry | Side blog to the fandom side blog, for psychoanalyzing and shitposting about depraved ships from TV shows/movies (including tween/teen ones from my teenhood lmao) | 18+ for obviously reasons

[gothic-disneyprincess]

Not much of a difference between these scenes, no?

[dragonlands]

Elena Gilbert stops being boring the moment you stop viewing tvd as romance and start viewing it as a gothic horror of an underage girl groomed into an incestous love triangle between two serial killing brothers.

Her parents are dead and she only finds comfort in graveyards, her thoughts are filled with death. Then she meets these guys who CANNOT DIE and she even canonically says that's what drew her to Stefan (and let's be honest it's exactly the same with Damon). These older men want to protect her and they desire her obsessively and they form a weird, weird little family dynamic where Elena is constantly treated like a child. Elena latches onto these guys who don't only fill the role of boyfriends but also the role of parents. How she acceps the role as daughter/lover/victim of the Salvatore brothers could be fascinating if the narrative acknowledged it for what it is - horror.

[gothic-disneyprincess]

SPN but it’s TVD and Jack is Elena, and the brothers are the Salvatore ones

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x01 || 2x08 || 2x13

[norealperson]

always thinking of how stefan and damon are each others biggest enablers. damon's more overt, always tempting stefan to drink human blood, leaving a cup of it in his vicinity to make him break edge, breaking him out of the dungeon where he's supposed to be vervained and starved of his cravings in the ripper era. and stefan's is more covert -- he claims his hands are tied because he's weaker (only drinking animal blood in s1) but even when elena is outraged what damon was doing to caroline stefan was literally damn that sucks 😶 like he knows what it's like to be a human being compelled by a vampire and enduring sexual abuse from them (ie katherine) and he was like damon's being damon. he barely reacted when damon killed his literal century long best friend. my take is damon enables stefan because he wants him to join him at his level, to morally corrupt the "good brother" sparkle he tries to have in the early seasons and stefan enables damon doing heinous things because he wants damon to be so reprehensible no one else could stomach to be around him... the whole reason stefan turned him at all, to be alone together all eternity; and damon's promise vice versa to make it hell for him

[gothic-disneyprincess]

“It’s super incestual at the CW”

[pinkhysteria]

DAMON & STEFAN ↳ 2x05

[heraisedmeup]

[gothic-disneyprincess]

The way it’s canon that Lex in Smallville is a pervert groom-y weirdo so that actually makes Clex implications more interesting- in the most twisted way 🤭

[gothic-disneyprincess]

If Cas knew Sam had no soul all along then he fisted bro for no reason 💀

[gothic-disneyprincess]

In the racially questionable episode with the familar, Dean being a hypocrite again lowkey, cuz yes, the familar and her master is weird as shit but so is your psychosexual obsession with your biological brother 💀🥀💔

[hannibalism]

[aussirc]

HANNIBAL | 2x01

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x02 || 3x13

[sirenja-and-stag]

Hannigram: red flags ignored because they’re too busy having a full conversation with their eyes~

[force-dyad]

Euphoria (2019-) | 3.03 The Ballad of Paladin

[gothic-disneyprincess]

I don’t watch Euphoria and I haven’t watched the past two or so episodes of The Boys but… Jules x Nate 🤝 Homelander x Soldier Boy..? Maybe..? 🫣

[soldierboys]

THE BOYS 5.05 One-Shots

[gothic-disneyprincess]

Homelander more than likely unintentionally been intimate with his mama, so it’s only fair to correct that by at least quasi fuck his dad♡

[gothic-disneyprincess]

The Boys series finale idea: Soldier Boy and Homelander gaze deeply into each other’s eyes (eye fucking) on some Hannigram ending shit, then they are both suddenly ripped in half or whatever in the most gruesome way by Black Noir 2.0