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No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

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i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.

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‪my last braincell and my last serotonin molecule trying to figure what to do so I can have a decent day

I swear to god this site has gotten more radical and offended since the nudes left. Type in “free porn” on google and take out your tension there. I’m here for memes.