Certifiable Clownery

✨I'm of the anime persuasion✨ Bi•25•she/her

[1percentcharge]

In an alternate universe where the classic barbie movies were based off gothic/horror public domain works instead of fairytales

[funnytwittertweets]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[eggdrawsthings]

some Patrochilles poses

[mimimonart]

just starts crying

[lets-jam-deactivated20240101]

moodboard for the first time you finished reading ptolemy’s gate

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me

[letmebegaytodd]

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

[herbgerblin]

[ID: Line art comic of Taako and Kravitz. Taako is an elven man with long, curly hair, slight build, and freckles. He is wearing a puffy sleeved shirt and long of earrings. Kravitz is a half elven man with long locs partially pulled back into a bun, and facial hair. He is wearing a loose blouse with a cravat. Taako’s hands cup Kravitz’s face as he asks, with annoyance, “Are there no laws against being this handsome?” Kravitz grins and replies, “If there were, I suppose that would make us both criminals.” Taako stares in disbelief for split second, before blushing profusely and yelling, “You’re so fucking cheesy oh my god!!” To which Kravitz just laughs. End ID]

May I offer you some taakitz in these trying times?

[corporatebigwig]

lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse

[corporatebigwig]

we’re really feeling this today. glad i dont hve to explain

[petesdragon]

reblog and add in the tags what’s an old and/or totally basic video game that you just love regardless of how pathetic the graphics/gameplay is?

and don’t be saying shit like crash bandicoot or spyro or zelda, i mean games that seemed to exist in a vacuum with you, and you didn’t even know anyone else who played it. bonus points if you found it in a secondhand/charity store

for me it’s age of mythology

[peashooter85]

Chinese bronze sword with turquoise studded, gold inlaid rock crystal hilt, Warring States Period, 4th-2nd century BC

from Cardale Auctioneers

[flawbehindsunshine]

I’m not saying that cutting all my hair off was the best decision ever but...👀

[offishwhite]

got sidetracked and drew a maleficent look

[bunjywunjy]

What is your favorite animal tidbit about the denizens of Lake Baikal?

actually my favorite thing about Baikal is the lake itself!

viewed from above, it looks like nothing particularly special. sure, it’s a big lake, but it doesn’t have the surface area of the Great Lakes or the Caspian Sea, right?

WRONG!

BOOM.

see, Lake Baikal really isn’t a lake at all, it’s a deep rent in the earth’s crust called a Rift Valley that just happened to get water in it. and the Baikal rift is one of the deepest and narrowest on earth, making this deceptively placid lake slightly over a MILE deep! that’s bonkers nutso.

like, you think the OCEAN is bad, just imagine being in a little fishing boat on this thing without realizing just how far away the bottom is....

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Holy fucking shit

[marauders4evr]

So my brother and I were just talking on the phone and we realized: Aang might have mastered all four elements but Sokka mastered the non-bending styles from all four nations!

He already knew how to fight with Water Tribe weapons/regalia:

Then, in what’s likely the first Earth Kingdom village he’s ever visited, he learned how to fight with the Warriors of Kyoshi:

When he reached the Northern Air Temple, he was able to tap into the philosophy of the airbenders and realize that the best way to win a battle is to avoid face-to-face confrontation by instead using creative means (and the sky) to take down your opponent:

And finally, when he reached the Fire Nation, Piandao taught him how to forge a unique weapon and hone his swordsmanship:

Sokka learned all four non-bending styles!

Really puts Iroh’s quote into a different context:

“Understanding the other nations will help you become whole.”

[boobergara]

the funniest yet most under appreciated bfu moment