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Sent by Hell to sexualize your gross wizards. Sid | 28 | he/him

[gothoctopus]

Now HOW are you gonna tell me the guy on the left (beautiful stunning cunty stylish) and the guy on the right are the same. That is NOT my man!!!

[josephinetaylorbooks]

Properly announcing my next book, The Poisoning of Aurora Finch, a gothic horror romance that is also a loose retelling of du Maurier's Rebecca that turns Mrs Danvers into a MILF love interest! Coming early December 2026!👀

Currently in the hands of alpha readers before I edit again for betas, contacted a cover artist, and I'm feeling so stoked about this book!! It's so much darker and bloodier and spookier and sexier than The Bones We Haunt, my debut novel, and I am excited for y'all to read it.🥹🫶🕸🕷

You can keep your eyes on this space or my Instagram @/jo.taylor.books for updates and upcoming preorder info!

[10jan1dnb]

eheheh i like himmmm he's creepyyyyyy

[scribe-of-monsters]

The thing about the Dunwich Horror is that it's actually scarier if you read it from the Whateleys' perspective because like. You have this teenager who's been ostracized from his community and is constantly stalked and harassed by his neighbors, needing to care for his giant spaghetti monster brother on his own while keeping it a secret from the rest of the town and then he tries to get the magic book that he needs from the library and the bitchass college professor bans him not just from that library but from every other library in the country and then proceeds to stalk him for information on his eldritch horror parents. Then in desperation he breaks into the college library to steal the book and gets brutally killed by the guard dog and the college professors get access to all of his personal artifacts. Meanwhile the afforementioned spaghetti monster breaks out of the house and starts lashing out attacking the townspeople because he's hungry and probably scared, so the college professors go out to hunt him down and kill him, and he gets zapped out of existence while begging for his eldritch god father to save him. And like the twins are fifteen years old at that point. Idk the story just really changes with the context that the Whateleys are children who get violently killed and then dehumanized by everyone else

[threecandleslit]

@ava-of-shenanigans your tags!!!

[carbonmoth463]

Wilbur whateley from dunwich horror

(50% goat, 70% goat and 100%goat)

[gutsfroggie]

The Dark Priest insisted he knew the way. His “friends” had told him. You trusted the whispers of the bats and bugs as much as you trusted the guards in this hellhole. Still. He was oddly eager and proud of the little critters. And the bats were sort of cute. You just wished he’d stop trying to get you to hold them.

Enki Doodle lol. I wanted to draw him less depressed lol. So I figured Mr bugs and rodents skill was a good start. I appreciate bug appreciation. I have a pet Giant African Millipede I like to hold. She’s very polite as all bugs are uwu.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

[lady-of-math-and-rope]

"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."

"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."

[midnightnautilus]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[nn-ee-zz]

Designing in my style

A terrifying presence has entered the room

[kosmogrl]

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched your wheelbarrow of tiramisu

[crowholtz]

Viktor and Doru got married... I'm so happy they're so cute together ;-; Milivoj was there... Strahd was there... beautiful...

[captainofmybottledship]

quick anne piece!!