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lokaror

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

ubersaur

God forbid women do anything

justpastsaturn

She had a good time, too

scoobydoomed

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

2006-honda-civic

can i fucking help you?

segamascott

geddyqueer

hello. this message is for trans people in kansas who are looking to leave asap. I live in colorado, in a relatively cheap rural area. the hospital I work at is hiring a multitude of positions; the job is fine and the wages are adequate at worst and good at best. this is a trans-friendly community in a trans-friendly state. I am happy to act as a reference for you and am happy to connect you to housing resources. please hit up my ask box or email me. feel free to share this post with people who may need this information. thank you, good luck.

jojonoa

There's also a nonprofit organization based in Colorado called Trans Continental Pipeline dedicated to helping trans people relocate. If you need to relocate or wanna help others who are affected by this, here's a good way to do it. Stay safe everyone <3

Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

withdreamsofhereafter

Artworks by Luka Samkharadze

mushroominaforest

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

oddarette

The final lava lamp in my horror lava lamp series. The Type O Negative lamp 🩸

chongoblog

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

Hey,

Don’t say anything

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

nascentnaturalist

frogsuggest

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

glimmeroniron

All hail Our Lady of the Damp and Rain! Resplendent in gold.

detectivehole

this is what i sent

this is what i got

anioryans

leopardmask-ao3

ohhh yeah that tracks

aleisters

interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

finnglas

I don’t even go here but this is bout to make me fill out an enrollment form and show up with my lisa frank trapper keeper and pencil case.

noccolibroccoli

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize