birdy

back on here because i can’t stop thinking about master and commander

[horrifyingsludge]

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

[necromycologist]

i love when stephen is reintroduced by manner of people going Who Is That Stinky Creature.

[pilferedinstagram]

[bisexuallegolas]

2/3rds of the way through post captain and needed to make a diagram of what i think is going on here...

[epileptiform]

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

[epileptiform]

they are deserving of love

[cdplayer]

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

[cdplayer]

for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

[dogpuppy]

[cordaged]

This is precisely how that conversation went, right?

[oneheadtoanother]

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[spacepetals]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of suspicion

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[saturnisfallingdown]

i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog

[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:

"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"

End VD]

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[leona-florianova]

Really love that Stephen is canonically a biter..

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