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jumex

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

leapsickness-deactivated2017071

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

xanny

But can they put it together sis

ccstcrptc

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

jumex

A cocktail

babyanimalgifs

This bird is so happy to have a banana

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amazingmars

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

the-official-nasa

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

tony-starkesarchive

porksweats

mostlysignssomeportents

Artist specialized in paintings of Chase bank on fire

I love Alex Schaefer impasto works depicting branches of Chase bank going up in flames in daytime. They were from a series by him called “Disaster Capitalism,” and apparently the banks (and cops) would pretend he was planning acts of arson to try and make him stop painting. [via mutantspace, via Janie]

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/29/artist-specialized-in-painting.html

left-reminders

tachikoma

Can you GAYS stop posting drag race spoilers

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rupaul fucking DIES

tom-hardy-everywhere

abernathyalice

My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy… me… or everyone else.

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

naik2seki

dutchstore

✨never give up on your dreams✨ by mielmonster

dicknurse

THE COMEDIC TIMING IS UNTOUCHABLE

z-raid

Person 1: You want some leftovers?

Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: You never had leftovers?

Person 2: No [looks at camera] cause I’m not a quitter.

[applause]

senpainini

“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.