eston’s pokémon account

23-year-old ex-trainer, now living my best life studying to be a gym leader. asks/replies from @blissfullTyranny

[gottablogemall]

Introduction post!!!1!!

Name: Eston

pronouns: he/him

team:

Zip the swoobat

Chompy the zubat

Glide the Noibat (like clyde, hehe)

Dusk the crobat

Drums the Noivern

Aster the Gliscor

‘Pet’ mon:

Farigiraf the Scolipede (transport ‘mon)

Blumeberg the Leafeon

Scalliot the Vaporeon (scale + elliot)

Plume the Lurantis

Pokemon in pc or daycare:

Gummy the shiny espeon (male)

Socks the Banette

Snips the Gligar

(likes,, (asks if anon is off), replies from @blissfulltyranny)

Hi! I’m Eston! I’m an ex-trainer who is studying to be a gym leader! I love ghost and grass types and all the ‘mon who get bad reps!

I’m open to asks! I love talking about my mons!

Tags:

#pokeblogging , #pkmn irl , #pokemon irl , #pokemon = most post have these or some of these tags

each pokemon has their own tag, formatted (name) the (if shiny, then the word shiny) (species)

e.x. gummy the shiny espeon | drums the noivern

etc. etc.

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[gottablogemall]

GO TEAM SKY!

[pkmnherpetology]

prayer circle for the lumiose city rewilding project to bring alpha quagsire into the city

[vivecguccibelt]

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

[okepoketranslates]

[ "Spikemuth meets Submas" ]

T/L: This was cute, but poor Piers

( Original Source )

△▽ - Buy Me a Kofi! - ▽△

[burnsombreroburn]

[dekutree]

nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho

[kemotherapy7]

Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.

[dekutree]

are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch 

[egg-tampon]

geography

[dekutree]

shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here

[shep689]

geology

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[realpokemon]

how many anons have asked you on a date. if it’s none they’re completely missing their chances

[mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen]

Reblog if your Pokemon IRL character is an Adult!

//A lot of the pokeblogs here on Rotomblr are younger trainers, which is cool, but it's also nice to see some older characters as well!

[deactivated-blog]

Reblog If You're OK With IN-CHARACTER Anon Hate!

//Note this is SPECIFICALLY IN CHARACTER. Attacks against the muse(s) are fine and all in good fun. Attacks against the mun are harassment and are NOT okay.

[god-dammit-mason-blog]

Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following:

• The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a day, getting bitten and screeched at while they try to figure out if this pidgey has been tagged yet so they release them back to track their migration

• Panicked interns trying to scoop the ekanses back into their tank because theyre freaking out the rattatas

• Three caterpies climbed into a vent and evolved into metapods that are too far in to reach so six underpaid college students are trying to dismantle ductwork

• Theres a big door marked “KEEP OUT” because a dozen oddish evolved into a squad of Vileplumes and until they stop releasing stun spores the entire room is just off limits

• Hundreds of researchers running on red bull and determination trying to tag and examine all the Pokemon but having to turn off the machine every once in a while to the discontent of trainers who are all getting a “Sorry, the servers are currently down” message at LEAST twice a day

• “GPS not found” flashes while returning a big group and suddenly Florida has been gifted 6,000 mankeys right in the middle of Epcot

• Someone in the back room up to their waist in stale dog treats with a bunch of little stamps. They sigh deeply at how gullible Pokemon trainers are that they think these things actually do anything other than excite the Pokemon so much they evolve

• Actual science professor surrounded by chaos and interns and a budget just too small

[snailchimera]

Pokedexes have always been biological survey equipment, and this? Right here? Is largely how actual biology surveys work- you catch and release LARGE numbers of the species you’re studying, as large as you can afford, sometimes keeping them in the lab for observation first. Also if they were running on the average funding of a US university/public bio lab, this would explain… basically everything about the app.

[friendlyfrankenstein]

It Also explains why the professor is like HERES SOME POKEBALLS CATCH EM HERES SOME TEAMS FOR FRIENDLY COMPETITION GOGOGO and then vanishes. If he’s running a whole survey on his own he’s probably running on sheer determination and sleeping on his office couch. 

If his office couch is even visible anymore. 

[nocturnmuse]

At this point some of the cleverer pokemon have been hired on as well as well. Imagine an Alakazam working as bonafide translator for the scientists and pokemon, since psychic pokemon have telepathy to properly convey thoughts to the humans who can’t understand pokespeak. 

And what if that Alakazam worked its way up from a little lonely Abra who stayed only because the scientists there were really sweet and it wanted to help out. Imagine that little Abra teleporting around the building, delivering coffee and mail to even the most isolated researchers.

[itsjustanamebro]

This is the Pokemon content I signed up for

[aerialsquid]

Oh my gosh. We’re not gangsters. We’re grad students.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[astraldemise]

GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

[plastidecor]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[realpokemon]

so apparently there are phobia for different Pokemon types witch i am not going to list, but now i'm just curious what people think is the most common type to have a phobia of?

i think bug and ghost are the most common mainstream fears. but the FUNNIEST one is definitely the fear of normal types

[cruvlaaphtian-crocus]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[gottablogemall]

KabuTOPS? Does he really?

[gottablogemall]

Happy one year to the post of all time

[realpokemon]

Hey. Hope you don't mind me putting this all here. I worked for Team Aqua when the 2014 Kyogre event happened. The boss paid really well, and the other grunts in that group were the most friendly people I think I've ever met. They had me really, honestly convinced that flooding the world was a desirable goal to strive and fight for, and I honestly have a lot of trouble these days with those same thought processes that they instilled in us. I must have had taken out at least 40 Magmas all on my own before it was over. When the shit hit the fan, I fled to another region and changed my name. As far as any of them know, I died or went to some prison. Sending from a burner acc behind anon because I really, really don't want to be identified.

[realpokemon]

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR bc you get to see little pokémon dressed up as pokémon theyre not and wouldnt you just die for that