Dysfunctional Gay™

i'm back and gayer than ever they/them i'm over 30, don't ask me to update this yearly

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[yay-bunnies-world]

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

[carnivaldemiurge]

Something like this?

[yay-bunnies-world]

thats right

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

what if things go well? that’s a possibility.

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[merrymorningofmay]

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

[targetedknowledge]

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[mizumanta]

[wheup]

Also! I have said it before but it frustrates me so badly that it deserves its own post.

Stratt would have sent Grace if he had a wife and kids. Stratt would have forced him onto the mission if he had a beautiful family and a dog that loved him and parents he visited every weekend. At the end of the day it was always, always going to be the sacrifice of the few for the good of the many, and it would have made functionally very little difference if it was one man or a whole household. That line was not for her, or the crew, or any of the gaurds that she would eventually send after him. That line was for Grace, not to try to convince him that his life had no meaning, but to force him to confront that he had nothing to hide behind, to strip away his selfless defences before he could fall back on them, to lay out the problem as she saw it; him versus the world, him versus humanity. The reason that him 'pretending this is about the children' upsets her is because she has already tried to dismiss that, she has already hit that point, and the fact that he's returning to it with semantics tells her everything she needs to know.

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."