Internet things

Michael, 24, Melbourne. I like guys, games and great people.

[daydreamers-art]

A mario 64 globe

[spikespiegell]

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

[mintymankey]

Made me think of this post

[carebin]

[bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa-deactivated2025]

her: you must be smirking cookie dog if you think we're fucking me:

[teabree-shark]

[turnipfritters]

it's because they're fucking what's not clicking

[cooltrainerdrew-deactivated2023]

[blackpyrefly]

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

[blackpyrefly]

such base indulgences are beneath me

[blackpyrefly]

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

[smokymeats-deactivated20250302]

[bellyfurtado-deactivated2024060]

You take milk or cream?

[sirdanjin]

Gained something new for my wardrobe. Do you like it?

Don't mind the smile. Nothing to see there.

Surprisingly comfy honestly

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[shitpostinguniverse]

[thecorporategay]

I snorted

[broodingsoul]

Overheard a guy at the gym say, “It’s daddy season in this gym and I’m here to get adopted” and part of me was like GIRL and part of me was like 

[pallidprincess]

new weed idea

[pallidprincess]

[mothsbythelamplight]

Visit Original Link

[screenshotsofdespair]

Existential crisis.

[metalqueersalad]

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[ottermatopoeia]

at work // at home