I gotta go, my date is here

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Janaina Medeiros

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Three Goblin Art

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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@gourdtactitian
I gotta go, my date is here
Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!
Me:
Nerd: Holy shit.
That baby from toy story is all grown up
girl at a very important audition forgets her keyboard is in sound effect mode
This is so fucking funny oh my god
thepast-isprologue
Is that the fucking Stanley Steamer girl?????
Cuter than me
For the record, yes, I am ashamed I didn’t think of “Deadpoodle” (someone else did, though.) My website — See me on Webtoons!
1. Realize my BFF is actually my one true love 2. while I’m marrying someone else 3. phew 4. We’ve found each other 5. Life has meaning
6. oh btw 7. my one true love isn’t actually a human 8. literally a different species 9. and my ex-fiancee is a gigantic octopus witch 10. literally an octopus in a corset 11. Mermaids and octopus witches are real 12. magic is too 13. these girls 14. and the fundamental laws of reality 15. lied to me 16. I am a pawn 17. Life is meaningless
18. the girls dive into the ocean 19. which sucks ‘cause I can’t breathe there 20. or, like, exist there for very long 21. crap 22. ok here’s the plan
23. So you know the ocean, right 24. Go there 25. Find a spot that’s, like, irradiated with magic 26. Hop in 27. Free-dive to, like, the bottom or whatever 28. Throw a harpoon at a gigantic octopus witch 29. 30. Happily ever after
This professor gets extra credit.
GIVE ME STATS WITH THIS PROFESSOR
not sure why i rewrote the copy on the men’s clothing section of the uniqlo website, but i did it. the words are different now.
and here’s one that didn’t fit in the photo set:
i almost made the mistake of scrolling past this
cat cat catsssss
by Sarah Andersen
re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
#finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.
WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY
HOW COULD YOU
i am going to buy a country
i am going to name it genovia and plant pear trees and hang pictures of anne hathaway all over it
this is my design
Why do people even bother buying things for their cats?
Bush- or tree-dweller, guys, figure it out
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.
I loved this ridiculous moment so much okay
ANGRY CYBORG SASS OFF
This was my favourite bit
So good.