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[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[avantegarda]

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

[hamletthedane]

Average Silmarillion fan:

[gozzer]

Another Angel piece

[maul-of-shame]

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

[russingon]

the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

#in fairness they do do literally the other fëanorion approved method of magical item disposal #glorfindel: we could do like maglor and throw it in the ocean? #elrond: no we’re doing like maedhros and jumping into a volcano via @lesbianlanval

*at the council of Elrond*

Elrond: Alright, everyone listen up. We elves have 4 methods of dealing with Accursed Fucking Objects™, as demonstrated by my four parents. 

Number 1, the Elwing Method or Mom Method. This is to hide the accursed fucking thing away and keep it safe and close. This is highly not reccommended if the object can take over its user like the ring can, and Sauron will be searching for it, so this method is out of the question. 

Number 2, the Earendil Method or the Dad #1 Method. This is, send the accursed fucking thing across the sea or to some higher power. According to Mithrandir, the Valar will not take it and Tom Bombadil wants nothing to do with it, so this is also out of the question. 

Number 3 is the Maglor Method, or Dad #2 Method. This is to yeet the accursed fucking thing into the ocean. In this case, it is not a good idea as Ulmo will be very upset and we will still have to contend with Sauron. 

The last method is the Maedhros Method or the Dad #3 Method. This method is to yeet yourself into a volcano while holding the accursed fucking thing, and also the method we will be using. You will not have to yeet yourself into the volcano, only the ring, don’t worry, Frodo.

[art-of-a-diffrent-color]

Those…those really are the four methods aren’t they?

[armenelols]

@procrastinationonvacation how dare you hide this in the tags

[duelpersonality]

Listen, Boromir knows 1 (one) ancient elven story and damn it, he’s going to ride that horse until it dies.

[wolverina2002]

Someone tell him Thingols ending, not just Luthiens.

[big-smiling-monkey]

That was at the end of the story and kiddy Boromir had fallen asleep. Kiddy Faramir was still awake though and heard it, which is why he should have gone to Rivendell instead.

[tekiltaari]

This is easily one of the most enjoyable threads I’ve ever read 🤣

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[gozzer]

Some pencil sketches of the girls

Don't mind Belle, she's a bit messed up 😅

Might draw Angel to officially add him to the group

[gozzer]

there's something very fun about writing a relatively dumb main character. like, he's not exactly stupid - so to speak - but he ain't all that smart either. i love him, he's great, i would not trust him to graduate high school or go far in highly educated fields of work.

[gozzer]

Starpoint Boarding School Aesthetic

The most prestigious school of Traxia: you either have the mind of a genius to get in or magic. And magic is rare enough to come by these days.

[gozzer]

did a bit of an eye practice thing for the brothers

(Euron #1 is pre eyepatch, #2 is post)

(Aeron #1 is pre drowning, #2 is post)

[gozzer]

"What's the biggest misconception about your magic?"

"That seeing the future can let someone change it."

"But surely knowing that something's coming can give you time to change that."

"That's what everyone thinks. You can't change the future, you can only change the present. Whether you like it or not the future is always coming but it's your present that benefits the most from forethought. Spend too long thinking of the future and all you're gonna do is miss your present."

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[gozzer]

Ahh, my baby! Angel Tuxley portrait!

(my boy looks a bit like Coraline, not gonna lie)

[viceuron]

my faceclaims for vic & euron:

(cengiz coşkun & olly rix, respectively. credit to @munamaekar for editing in the greyjoy kraken in the third one!)

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

[gozzer]

I'm thinking a bit too hard about a Fast and Furious/ASOIAF crossover rn

Hard-core gonna be Victarion/Euron 'cause they have my mind in a vice grip

But I dunno about it yet 😕

[pilkypills]

Bilbo is absolutely not a bad guy but he was on something truly heinous when he insulted Bofur.. I cannot imagine physically being able to say mean words to that ↓ dwarf. Fucked up and evil moments