WOW THE SEQUEL

Sam l 19 l San Diego/Sacramento, CA l Film Major/Major Nerd. I love punk rock but I also love really cute things.

[thebootydiaries]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[excitementshewrote]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[unclefather]

Why

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

[brbjellyfishing]

[cristinaya]

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

[mothgeist]

alexa slap this ass

[mjwatson]

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

[beesmygod]

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

[cyberpigeon]

it’s 2016 not 2012

[beesmygod]

oppa rude style :(

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[splendidland]

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here

[wavvyseal]

[gif87a-com]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

[surprisebitch]

one shot, one kill

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this is the PEAK of advertising 

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[federalbureauofislam]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen