Bury me inside the saddest movie

meat/worlds realest 90s kid

[pjackk]

NOBODY HELPS ME

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[bapouro]

if i saw this image when i was nine i wouldve nearly cried and then saved the art to my desktop and drawed it over and over again for 2 weeks in colour pencils

[officialspec]

this picture of my cat makes me feel like i woke up during an alien abduction

[crazysodomite]

i will protect my gagobear from dangers and predators.

[crazysodomite]

i wont let anyone hurt my gagobear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

extra crazy to see people swinging so hard for big corporate copyright lawsuits on tumblr dot com tbh. alright girl whateverrrrr, I hope the lawyers come for your favorite fan artist next if you're so in favor of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you're all frothing at the mouth for a queer climate activist getting sued now but oooh just wait until you can't order astarion keychains and baby yoda plushies and whatever the fuck else off etsy anymore

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I guess in light of all the feedback I've been receiving tonight I'm going to turn over a new leaf and become a good citizen who defends copyright law. first up is snitching out the nice lady at the local farmers market who sells crochet pokemon plushies, I want to see nintendo sue that cunt into the ground

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in conclusion I've never felt this post more strongly

[incrediblysincere]

no citation but im choosing to believe lenin patronised the worlds first cat cafe

[incrediblysincere]

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

[stinkybrowndogs]

Medieval execution method

[beatricemeganblood]

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[flerns]

im collecting them

[javacad0]

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

[cutekittenlady]

I just call em the Weasler family.

[javacad0]

Genius.

[bippus]

Every reblog from a mutual = a smile

Every like from a mutual = a giggle

[fern-lover]

What about from an enemy

[bippus]

Every reblog from an enemy = a thousand swift blows, a thousand powerful strikes, a thousand fierce jabs

Every like from an enemy = a thousand sullied spirits, a thousand piercing cries, a thousand bloodied souls

[beemovieerotica]

it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes

[nayohme]

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)

bacon cooked CRISP

baby arugala instead of lettuce

thinly thinly sliced white onion

tomato

special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)

all on texas toast

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

[pjackk]

[supermariomamafucker]

what the hell man

[pjackk]

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

[dogpuppy]

[despazito]

[iridesia]

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it