Life is a Critic

"Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing."

[graceington-93]

Ellie: Queen of Clones [DP x DC fanfic]

Danielle "Ellie" Phantom: “Long may I reign!” The Infinite Realms: “Bet.”

Alternatively...

Ellie wanted drama, not responsibility. The Realms: “Why not both?”

[graceington-93]

Ellie's royal regalia

some inspo for Ellie's outfit when she becomes Queen of Clones

Ellie: Queen of Clones

by freakess360

[chapter 1] [chapter 2] [chapter 3]

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[bladedamus]

easily a contender for post of the decade

[losingmymindtonight]

logical brain: it’s just fanfiction… you’re writing this for fun… it’s okay if it’s not perfect as long as you enjoyed creating it

monkey brain: everything I write must be groundbreaking

[writing-prompt-s]

If someone dies in a horrific or traumatic way they are not greeted by Charon the ferryman but instead by Cerberus the best therapy dog in the whole underworld.

[amaramizuki666]

dp x dc crossover

    danny has lived in the ghost zone for the past century or so as the ghost king. and danny when he was coronated gained all the knowledge he should have gained as a newly formed ghost, pulse knowledge of all his subjects, including all their languages.

now i propose to you that when danny is speaking to someone he automatically can tell what their native language is and speaks to them in that language. and with him doing that so long he doesn’t even realize it.

now i raise you danny decides to live in the living world for a while, her has multiple doctorate degrees and ended up working in the watch tower as a mechanic. keep in mind he is not actively hiding his identity.

i just really want to see these interactions. like i want clark to go over to danny to ask him to fix something and for danny to reply to him in perfect kryptonian, and clark will look at this 5′5 twink and be like yesss this boy must be kryptonian, so now its clarks mission to prove danny is a kryptionon trying to drag bruce in on it. bruce only starts to help when while ‘observing’ (stalking) danny they see him lift a car.

i want j’ohn to need something from a locked closet and danny says he will unlock it for him, in martian. then fazes his hand through the door and unlock it from the inside.

i want chaos and misunderstanding. i want sups and j’ohn to argue about what danny is, i want constantine in the background laughing his ass off at them.

[tyaz]

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

[alleycatboy]

they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage

[blorbofrommylazaruspitwashere]

A little bit ago somebody asked for a clean version the og version of this. I repainted it since it couldn’t be found, I think the person who asked starts with an S?

The original art was done by Dylan Barnett

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[bibliolithid]

Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?

[vacuously-true]

Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone

[james-silvercat]

Milestones are out, minestrone is in

[vacuously-true]

Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.

[james-silvercat]

Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life

[vacuously-true]

WHICH ONE

[argumate]

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

[bibliolithid]

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

[funnytwittertweets]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re the most powerful villian in the world. Formerly. Now you run a bar, that works as a neutral zone for heroes and Villians alike. One day, a hotshot hero tries to arrest you.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your father would always say he used to be an adventurer, that he was there during the fall of the dark lord, but during your first time going to a museum for heroes, you can’t find his likeness anywhere, anywhere…but the statue of the dark lord’s most esteemed general.

[memesmadefullmetal]

the inspiration for these hit me over the head while i was supposed to be studying

[original-missif]

Hardison: we can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one boys

Eliot, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is then