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trying on a metaphor
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Keni
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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DEAR READER
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@gracereadsbooks
This is Bruce. I raised him from a 6 mo kitten to his present 8 yo self. He is a cuddlebug.
I have insomnia. For today’s edition, Bruce came to cuddle me on the couch.
I'm wearing pj shorts. He just laid his head down on my thigh and I can feel his baby kitty eyelashes on my skin.
Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!
Tune into Re: Dracula in a week's time to hear the count not get away with it.
Let's help Jonathan Harker pack!
important lawyer papers
photos of mina <3 <3 <3
solicitor outfits
jars of garlic wait why would he need-
extra envelopes for important mail
relevant maps
wooden stakes? how'd those get in
train tickets
crucifix for your mothers sake
daily affirmations
I am the best person
I am the best at being a person
I am unkillable
I am good at everything
I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite
I'm cute
I am protected
by divine forces and I
am their favorite
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
So this is what my cat says to the mirror every morning
#writingprompt
A boss so terrible that the Supernatural, X-Files, Ghostbusters, and Scooby-Doo gangs all show up
Paroxysms
Watercolor on Birch Panel
2022, 30"x 40"
Calliandra haematocephala alba, White Powder Puff Tree
There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world
They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
Archive link: https://archive.is/dwVgu
Fun, insane, sourced!
This is a fucking beautiful piece of internet right there!
Highly recommend Dr. Beth Mole's hilarious article at Ars Technica on Penisgate:
Claims of penis injections in ski jumpers has fillers spewing into the news.
This is like if the science side of tumblr and the kinky side of tumblr made a.. heist parody? Or a horror parody? I can’t figure out whether my morals or my survival senses are more offended
Someday I am gonna sit all the fascists down and be like, okay, listen, control is an illusion. You can’t even control yourselves.
Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers
Legit accidentally did this yesterday - I was straightening some tshirts on a bottom shelf and said hi to a lady. I thought she had seen me bc I was visible from the aisle she was walking through. I hope she didn’t think I was laughing AT her but she was the third or fourth person I had accidentally scared yesterday and I am the least scary person on the planet and it’s funny that anyone would be scared of me. I have six cats and a book addiction. The worst thing I could do to anyone is… sneak up on them
Update Emergency I needed to have this paid yesterday, but because it's a holiday, I think I have an extra day.
I need help immediately.
My sales have stagnated and I can't get over the hump.
Venmo Kate-Havekost
PayPal [email protected]
is there powerscaling for cells at work. like it's a shonen anime so probably but literally how would you do the level of hyperliteralism that powerscaling involves for a show that's this metaphorical. does influenza qualify as a multiverse level threat because a human body is an entire universe from the cells' perspective
could cancer beat goku
"who would win in a fight between goku and cancer cell from cells at work" is so funny to me because by powerscaling rules you gotta be literalist you gotta ignore the fact that everything in cells at work is a metaphor so you're picturing cancer cell as a full sized humanish guy with all the powers of a cancer-mutated cell and he's in a fight with goku. but if you don't ignore the fact that everything in cells at work is a metaphor the question is actually "is it theoretically possible for goku to die of cancer"
even compared to comparable media about little guys that live inside the human body cells at work refuses to be interpreted in any way other than in a way where you're completely aware of what real world microbiology the stuff you're seeing is meant to be a metaphor for. "who would win in a fight between osmosis jones and neutrophil u-1146" makes no sense as a question because osmosis jones is a little cartoon guy with a gun who lives inside bill murray and calls himself a white blood cell, and u-1146 is a neutrophil that eliminates pathogens using phagocytosis which for the benefit of the audience is metaphorically represented in the form of an anime man killing monsters with a knife
Just received this text.
I know it's Christmas. I need help immediately.
Venmo Kate-Havekost
PayPal [email protected]
$3023/ $4425
It could be:
47 people helping with $30 each
28 people helping with $50 each
14 people helping with $100 each
5 people helping with $300 each
3 people helping with $500 each
2 people helping with $700 each
$1402 remaining
If helping an autistic artist and small business owner doesn't appeal to you, I promise to shut up as soon as my rent is paid.
Just received this text.
I know it's Christmas. I need help immediately.
Venmo Kate-Havekost
PayPal [email protected]
$2700/$4425
It could be:
58 people helping with $30 each
35 people helping with $50 each
17 people helping with $100 each
7 people helping with $300 each
4 people helping with $500 each
2 people helping with $1000 each
I'm so scared. If it will hurt you, don't buy or donate, but if you have extra, I'm begging you to help me stay housed. I need the support of this community to survive.
I have to get this together in the next hour. Please help me!
If I don't pay my landlord, he will file an eviction thing in the morning. Please help, buy Art.
I've accidentally made myself terribly ill. I haven't been sleeping or eating. I had to retrieve my phone, having lost company with it at a grief support group. I walked a mile, maybe two. Chatted a bit, saved a discarded hoya from an alley.
When I got back I became dizzy and nauseated. I actually sat on the porch for 15 minutes before I felt steady enough to stand long enough to unlock the door. I honestly was worried I was having a minor coronary. I got inside. I couldn't even deal with charging my dead phone. I went to bed, heaving the whole way. I actually wondered if I was going to die. Pulled the blanket around me. Just freezing, even though the house was toasty, and fell asleep. I just woke up. I feel better.
I'm quite possibly an idiot. I was also worried that I might have caught the virus a friend's partner caught on the trip home from his semester abroad in Thailand. Like I said 5ish hours of sleep helped, so probably not but if I don't post for several days check on me, please.
Also, please buy some art so I can sleep and eat.
Just received this text.
I know it's Christmas. I need help immediately.
Venmo Kate-Havekost
PayPal [email protected]
$2700/$4425
It could be:
58 people helping with $30 each
35 people helping with $50 each
17 people helping with $100 each
7 people helping with $300 each
4 people helping with $500 each
2 people helping with $1000 each
I'm so scared. If it will hurt you, don't buy or donate, but if you have extra, I'm begging you to help me stay housed. I need the support of this community to survive.
I have to get this together in the next hour. Please help me!
If I don't pay my landlord, he will file an eviction thing in the morning. Please help, buy Art.
I've accidentally made myself terribly ill. I haven't been sleeping or eating. I had to retrieve my phone, having lost company with it at a grief support group. I walked a mile, maybe two. Chatted a bit, saved a discarded hoya from an alley.
When I got back I became dizzy and nauseated. I actually sat on the porch for 15 minutes before I felt steady enough to stand long enough to unlock the door. I honestly was worried I was having a minor coronary. I got inside. I couldn't even deal with charging my dead phone. I went to bed, heaving the whole way. I actually wondered if I was going to die. Pulled the blanket around me. Just freezing, even though the house was toasty, and fell asleep. I just woke up. I feel better.
I'm quite possibly an idiot. I was also worried that I might have caught the virus a friend's partner caught on the trip home from his semester abroad in Thailand. Like I said 5ish hours of sleep helped, so probably not but if I don't post for several days check on me, please.
Also, please buy some art so I can sleep and eat.
Oops. I got the humidity in the bathroom so nice that I don’t want to leave 😌😭
"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
Ooh, I should take one as an apprentice.
Ooh, I shouldn't have taken one as an apprentice.
he has a business purr posal for you
"I need you to stay late tonight. We really need to catch that red dot."
“I need you to stay
late tonight. We really need
to catch that red dot.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
