Good Time Ruiner

| She/They | 26 |

[enki2]

[nothing-suspicious-at-all]

[bluefire-axolotl]

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[iconuk01]

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

[spartanlocke]

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

[elodieunderglass]

In 1937, in communication with American publishers regarding illustrations for The Hobbit -

It might be advisable, rather than lose the American interest, to let the Americans do what seems good to them – as long as it was possible (I should like to add) to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios (for all whose works I have a heartfelt loathing).

Tolkien in 1961, being a crunchy parenting advocate, lmao;

God help the children! I would as soon give them crude and vulgar plastic toys. Which of course they will play with, to the ruin of their taste. Terrible presage of the most vulgar elements in Disney.

(That’s so Montessori of him, hahaha.)

[skodasforge]

Not to hand it to the Pope but telling world leaders during Holy Week that God isn’t listening is kinda funny.

[ktrose68]

Hegseth: this is a holy war!!

Pope Leo: hey, I asked God & he said to go fuck yourself.

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[mylordshesacactus]

tl;dr in true Tremere fashion, Safia started with a single clear and specific goal and then five decades later she blinked and looked at her notes and everything had somehow ballooned into climbing naked onto her boss' roof to summon the Blood Apocalypse.

at which point, in true Tremere fashion, she went "that works" and tacked on "I think I will also kidnap a coma patient".

[albrakia]

[crazy-brazilian]

[creepish]

(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

there you go dear internet stranger, proud of ya for making through this year

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[owlthex]

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

[owlthex]

I feel like the picture is necessary to understand just how not subtle this is.

[tuxankhamun]

it's fine

[keepcatholic]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[keepcatholic]

[gingersnapwolves]

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

[gamerism]

Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 - Seattle

[jv]

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[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]