I want cheese taters

drew / 29 / my horoscope says I'm fucked

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[memorycycle]

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

[deep-dive]

hiiiii 👋  hi  🙋‍♀️  i’m lady kier from deee-lite…. welcome to my klæüsêt…….. yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen

[luetta]

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

[flopptropica]

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

More like

[drhorsekiller]

[puthy]

Well you know what they say about pussy babe!

[eve-deactivated20171030]

what do they say about pussy…

[puthy]

Thats

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[gelphienation]

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

[gelphienation]

One of the greatest examples of this phenomenon but far from the only one

[389]

La Chimera (2023) Director: Alice Rohrwacher

[bapouro]

Delusional goodday preppers have been buying beautiful candles from the shops for when the world is beautiful

[akashicrecord]

Ellen_Degeneres_Nintendo_DS.gif

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[dogpuppy]

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.