The Easter Spider is here to fill you with lots and lots of pretty lil eggs in honor of the holiday! Come here, we got a lot of people to get through before the end of the day!
Yeag no spiders engage in parasitoid behavior! Your kids won’t *eat* you you’re just keeping them safe until they hatch. You’ll be a good parent for your clutch won’t you? 🥺
Listen if y’all want to make a spider holiday for me you’re more than welcome but please give it a decent name at least. Ideas? How y’all wanna celebrate (beyond getting filled with eggs)
Maybe it’ll be on 8-8 yearly 👀
To be clear, 0 association with vriska or homestuck. No. I’m Black, you see-
Arachnalia,,, every August (8th month). A month-long festival to worship and be kind to and acknowledge spiders in my name 🙏🏽
The egg-nancy rituals are a fun lil seasonal bonus for willing to-be parents 😇
TIS ALMOST THE SEASON, COMRADES














