Quiet Chaos

[depsidase]

[wellsysgarrett]

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[fluffygif]

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Beautiful horse-drawn bus from the 1890s.

odd, weird, strange, & unusual

[bat-demon]

oh this Fucks

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[lestautism]

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[stunningpicture]

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[blessyouhawkeye]

he's the funniest person i know

[grandduchessofwinterfell]

I had a dream that cats and dogs swam in tanks like fish

[whispering-about-loki]

Henceforth, all AUs will be properly referred to as Multiversal Canon

[weloveshortvideos]

[benevolentbirdgal]

ONE dude drove the excavator to dig out the Ever Given and they haven’t paid his overtime yet for working five 21 hour days

So I know the Ever Given has wiggled out of the news cycle, but I learned something incredible on the radio today and verified it with a written source: there was one guy, Abdullah Abdul-Gawad, driving the excavator for up to 21 hours a day for five days.

He apparently disliked the memes, and per business insider, was driven by the memes and the jokes to prove he could dislodge it. 

“To him, it felt as if ‘everyone was just making fun of it,’ he said. ‘And that was what made me so determined,’ he continued. ‘I was like, you know, you’re making fun of me. So I’m absolutely going to prove that I can do this.’”

One dude moved the dirt for the Ever Given. Driven by spite and three hours of sleep a night, max. And while the lawsuits have started, he hasn’t been paid his overtime yet. 

Isn’t that wild? 

[higglety]

Honestly he singlehandedly saved global shipping so yeah, he should absolutely get his overtime, plus a huge bonus on top of it.