The Friend

Coffee-powered automaton.

[cursedtrekedits]

“Well Mr. Columbo—”

“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”

“You’re Starfleet?”

“Star who now?”

(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)

[mozilla-firefucks]

[theclumsyswordsman]

By the way There I Ruined It has a live band now. All the songs have always been recorded in a home studio and then slightly tuned to sound like whatever artist is needed for the bit.

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[banjo-bugs]

columbo cinematic universe

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[bogleech]

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

[voidsentprinces]

Tis the season once more, witches!

[radiotransylvania]

Is it really Halloween if you haven't watched this classic yet? Lyrics below the cut 🎃

I wouldn't change places With anyone tonight We'll carve pumpkin faces And watch the witches flight

Every human heart will shudder Every soul will shake with fear Tonight, the creepiest Tonight, the scariest Tonight, the most wonderful night Of the year Anything can happen on Halloween Your dog could turn into a cat There may be a toad in your bass guitar Or your sister could turn into a bat

Christmas time brings the snow Summer time brings the sun But on Halloween your blood begins to run Something spooky's going down now Anything can happen on Halloween It's better than a video Gremlins gonna mess up every cassette From London to Idaho April first can be fun New Year's Eve is a ball But on Halloween your flesh begins to crawl Oh, I'm losing control Anything can happen on Halloween Your toenails grow wrong and your hair turns green Your teacher could become a sardine Your dentist could turn into a queen

Has anybody seen my tambourine? I may start playing "Begin the Beguine" The craziest night you've ever seen This hairy, scary, creepy, crawly, Halloween

[bebemoon]

speaking of halloween- if you don’t know what the fuck this is, i am begging you to educate yourself<3

[bebemoon]

happy october ! please rise for the anthem

[dayquil-driver]

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[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[theotherendcomics]

[palipunk-deactivated20260328]

I got to see some leyendecker pieces in person! He’s a really big inspiration of mine so one of the things I focused on was the actual close ups of the brush strokes in his pieces bc they’re so cool

[samepictureofsnufkin]

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[markscherz]

Frogs are friends

[rongzhi]

A mini dance trend to the yangge tune 回到山沟沟 (Returning To The Backwoods).

Yangge (秧歌) is northern Chinese popular folk dance. The movements in this video are characteristic of the dance style.

Videos compiled by me :)

[egberts]

[titkoks]

[elliot-amy]