serendipity.

(n.) finding something good without looking for it

[darkestnighthour]

I love twitter

[lovemarandamcquay]

Is it just me or does this seem a little racist?

[darkestnighthour]

It’s just you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pettycentral]

[vivienvalentino]

No one comes close to Turk & J.D.

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

[nu11-pointer]

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

[tlitookilakin]

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

[squided]

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

[cosed]

if you ever look up to me youre wrong

[cosed]

this isnt cause im short im not short

[cosed]

this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[kyloren]

#iconic

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

First pet? I think it was a rabbit named Princess. And then we got a dog, and the dog ate the rabbit.

[noahscents]

the softest boy in the whole world

[attaboy-lew]

my HEART

[micawindow]

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

[truly-charmed]

Me, on Earth:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

[333cutie]

a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad

[kim-jisoo]

I’ve never related to something as much and felt as personally offended at the same time.

[drst]

This is hilarious.

[ekjohnston]

Accurate.

[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon

[forever90s]

[death-by-lulz]

Joey always asking the important questions