MAGICAL BLOG INTRO
hi im michael nesmith, im also a wizard
ask me about it
my fellow wizards:
@grandwizardmicky
@grandwizardpeter
@grandwizdavy
and of course, me! grand wizard smeefy!!
all together, we are The Magical Monkees!!
anyways, back to me:
age: physically I am 17, mentally....
mentally I am going through the horrors.....
THEHORRORSTHEHORRORSTHEHORRORSTHEHO- *gunshot*
sorry that one was too far gone
anyways lets continue
name: my henchmen call me "master smeefius", my fellow wizards call me smeefy, and my mother....well my mother calls me "pumpkin" *blushes*
full name: smeefius smoofius
pronouns: he/him
gender: wizard
dni:
t.r.a.s.h
T: transphobes
R: racists
A: ableists
S: sexists
H: homophobes
pedos, zoos, radqueers
the usual
wizard antis
people that dont like whismy
evil gnomes, dark elves, but especially the fae (no you can not have my name you fuck I've had to legally change it 12 times now I am not falling for it aga-)
the grand wizard council (stop sending your henchmen to my hut I am not paying the magic tax just so you can build more magic waffle houses)
magic type:
water, any magic that has to do with water. want some water? take some of magic finger water! don't worry, its clean....ish
heres a pic of me showing off my water magic at magical wizard college
my interests:
hydrology (im a water wizard what did you expect)
magic
whismy
the monkees
bigfoot (I SAW HIM I KNOW HES REAL I KNOW IT)
follow to become one of my evil henchmen
Henchmen Info:
so ya wanna be a henchman? heres the job requirements:
must have a masters degree in evil science
must be ok with getting covered in evil goo (dont ask)
must not ask questions
must make evil noises such as "mwehehehe" and "whahahah" and "maledic magno concilio magorum"
must be willing to purchase evil ginger ale for your evil master (me)
by applying to be my evil henchman, you confirm that you are not a member of the grand wizard council, you are in no way affiliated to the grand wizard council, you are not applying to this job on behalf of the grand wizard council or an associate of the grand wizard council
(this is a rp account but its very unserious)
(my character is basically mike nesmith if he was a lot more unhinged and also wizard)
ok thats it
bye
