a silly

ehehe :3

[granoladrones]

Haiii :3

Anyways, I'm granola bar, (She/They, demigirl cat-thing), and I'm huge into Glitch (and other things) at the moment :3

I have two askblogs here:

@bite-me-i-freaking-dare-you - An in character blog as Uzi Doorman

@thatguywholikespuppies - An in character blog as N

If you have any ideas, or want to do a collab blog with me, please do let me know :3

As long as you aren't actively trying to harm real living beings, I really couldn't care less.

[granoladrones]

trans men are awesome and cool :3

happy pride dudes :D

[granoladrones]

me when i purposefully spread joy and whimsy because life is beautiful and i love my mutuals and the birds are singing outside right now and i am expecting great things to come

[granoladrones]

to anyone wondering what promped this, a friend is sending me a skirt :3

(it will be the first ever clothing item that i have that was specifically something that I wanted)

[granoladrones]

me when i purposefully spread joy and whimsy because life is beautiful and i love my mutuals and the birds are singing outside right now and i am expecting great things to come

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Cookie clicker if it was trans… estrogen and testosterone cookies…

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[granoladrones]

this is canon in my heart

[granoladrones]

i am so tired of seeing blatant islamophobia everywhere i go

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASON TO NOT END IT:

"Outlive Donald trump

Outlive old conservatives

Outlive the people that hurt you

Outlive old traditions that deserve to die"

-anonymous

#662

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

[granoladrones]

as someone who has both done web programming and real programming, god do i ever fucking despise javascript

[granoladrones]

yk, we have family in Canada, and we've been considering moving to Canada as a backup plan in case the situation in the UK gets too much worse

only concern i have, besides potentially having to uproot my entire life and leave my birth country for the first and last time, is that I am concerned about being on the same continent as Trump

[granoladrones]

by the way happy pride month :3

[granoladrones]

a quick little acapella tune to remind you to be normal about fiction

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fiction is fictional, doo doo doo doo doooo doooo

fiction is fictional, doo doo doo doo doooo doooo

what kind fiction a person enjoys

has next to no effect on their real life

fiction is just playing with toys, at the end of the day

it doesn't really mean anything at all

when people play with toys

in a way that you find uncomfortable

because its called fiction and not faction

[trans-masked]

These are on a video of a cis man calling out a politician for laughing at a program that gives resources to pregnant trans teenagers. Notice how the commenters all say “men” rather than boys… remind you of anything?

[granoladrones]

shit like this is legit why i deleted another account i have because the spaces i was in were going this way and i didn't want anything to do with it

[gravely-lesbian]

In light of recent..

Cuz NOBODY can recognize the green apparently

@granoladrones @grapekn1ght

[granoladrones]

i... was green once....

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[obsessivebookwormalert]

YAYAYAYAYY MY ERIDIANNNN

bahahaha my lil eridian cinderella

[makeitfast9052]

🥀👀✨❗🍼

wtf

[obsessivebookwormalert]

you uhm kill someone's flowers, hide when they come, throw glitter on the scene to cover it up, get caught, and are adopted as a new babey???

[makeitfast9052]

how sleepy are you that you managed to come up with that miss

[obsessivebookwormalert]

im wide awake this is me in my defense there is a warning in my name

[makeitfast9052]

i suppose so

[thecrisisnight]

💀💖✨️🥀🤲

Emoji deciphering side of tumblr please help me

[makeitfast9052]

waited wilted rose and skull – LET ME COOK

okay, so.

youll meet some sort of illusioner (✨) who is devoted (🤲) to the wither (💀)

and said illusioner falls in love (💖) with the wither (don't question it let me cook) and fails to see the danger he's in and so he gets slaughtered by the wither and turned into a wither rose (🥀)

... i tried ok ;-;

[confusedfroggirl]

ooh me me!

🖊️🍎🔪🗡️🪓

Lots of weapons

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

🔪🔵⚪️💦👍

How does this fit with me spending the summer in BC with my family???

[gravely-lesbian]

✨️🐞🐝🪲📯

A very fantastical bug band plays music for me????

[granoladrones]

💚🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🎵👈

well that's an interesting collection of symbols (you gotta understand i rarely use emoji)

[granoladrones]

WHY do you have a cobblecat blog what

what?

thats a list of people i follow lol

[gravely-lesbian]

I'm so stupid I'm sorry 😭

[granoladrones]

its fine lol

[granoladrones]

yk, to speak on something that always confused me for a second

it's so strange to me how MAGA americans and other right-wing types will laud Eminem as some "anti-woke crusader", just because they lack the media literacy needed in order to distinguish between Slim Shady (the fictional character), and Marshall Mathers (the actual person)

like they don't seem to understand that the shit Slim Shady says doesn't necessarily line up with what Eminem actually believes

and believing Em to be "anti-woke" also requires straight up ignoring multiple of his songs, and things he has said/done outside the booth, like:

taking multiple shots at Trump and Mike Pence in his music

the time he literally endorsed Kamala Harris

the places outside of his music where he has expressed support of queer people

also do any of the people who use The Death Of Slim Shady (his most recent album) as proof that he is "fed up with woke" or whatever realise that once again, Slim is a character (a character that also gets shot in the head at the end of the narrative portion of the album), and that he still takes shots at MAGA, White Lives Matter, and Trump on that album? arguably even more directly than previously.