Erectile Dysfunction Enthusiast

Jackie | 20something | any pronouns | audhd | 18+

[somuchspringg]

love mymoots.. hug... even if we donftalk i love you.. even if you secretly hate me ilove you...

[tricho-dex]

[zeditz]

Lovesong - Dexter Morgan

[subdexter]

gonna start adding "Harrison Morgan's Big Wet Eyes" tags to all of my fics until it becomes a canonical tag on ao3

[subdexter]

[graveyard-date]

[subdexter]

HEY

WE DID IT

[subdexter]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[demisexualdexter]

Dexter would get so excited about Harrison’s third kill

[guiltfactory]

heartwarming: your favorite character was canonically molested

[subdexter]

It has been 33 hours without Dexson; I’m shaking, and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today intending to watch New Blood, but the site wasn't working; I suffered a severe panic attack, though I managed to calm down a few hours later. I couldn't bring myself to leave the house today; I’m so distressed that I even took my dad’s gun from the shed, contemplating suicide.

I am nothing without Dexson—it is my life, it is my destiny; without Dexson, I wouldn't be able to do anything at all. The Morgans are the greatest queer duo ever created, and I simply cannot break this addiction—it is the best pairing in existence.

[guiltfactory-moved]

reading rapeincestmurder yaoi as a twelve year old was really good for my development actually

[evilwy]

But either way you turn, I'll be there

Open up your skull, I'll be there

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[loo-nuh-tik]

Half Man (2026) is a very normal show with very normal scene transitions 😌

[skulandcrossbones]

NIALL AND RUBEN

[umbilicallove]

[delinquunt]

ummm hiiiii ^_^ *rips off yr arm and gnaws on the bone* ahnahnahnnn,,,,

[zedr1s]

Dexter is such a fucking waste bro… he kills mfs and doesn’t fuck or eat them? I just… bro cmon

LITTER BUG!!! ENVIRONMENTAL TERRORIST!!!