ʚɞ you shrink! headcanons | Love and Deepspace
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summary: headcanons based off the voice call with sylus 'shrinking fantasy;' where mc!reader shrinks to the height of 12 inches
-somehow figures out that there's something wrong even though you two are not physically together, immediately shows up at your door when you don't pick up the phone (you're too small to reach it) slightly panicked because you won't open the door almost forgetting he has a spare key, goes inside your place and immediately gets cuteness aggression at your new height
-turns out you bought something sketchy off the internet that claimed to make people shrink to a small size, xavier gives you a fake-stern speech on why you shouldn't have done that but then he tries it too and you two are stuck together at the same height for about a day
-immediately lectures you about how you could possibly have gotten in this position but picks you up and examines you anyway, wonders many doctor-esque questions before settling on 'it seems we will have to wait until this wears off,' treats you normally besides that, though on the inside he's blushing so hard because you've gotten impossibly more adorable
-puts you in his shirt or coat pocket and walks around with you there all day, feeds you tiny versions of meals he's eating like you're a baby, acts like he's preparing to be a father, doesn't help when you constantly try and annoy him by screaming in his ear, but you can't annoy a man drunk on love
-when he first saw you he actually screamed so loud he almost burst your eardrums (you're tiny, more sensitive to loud sounds), thinks you're a mouse when you try and talk to him, which sounds like squeaks to him, pokes fun at your new size and even mimics your 'squeaky little voice'
-carries you around in a tote bag as if you're a labubu bag charm (or a spoiled small dog), brings you with him to talk a walk at the beach, run errands (buying food and boba) and work (lie down until inspiration strikes), jokes if he can uses you as a paintbrush; ends up waking up to you nuzzling his chest after the tiny-spell wore off
-while staying over at the onichynus base you messed with something unfamiliar and started to feel funny before fainting and waking up one foot tall, sylus was so worried when he couldn't find you but covered it up with humor; took many pictures of you from every angle after the scare/shock wore off
-thinks it's both the cutest and funniest thing ever, seeing you look so small and cute like a doll makes his heart beat slightly faster, puts you either in his pant pocket or on his shoulder like a parrot, mephisto wanted to have a fight to see who was stronger but sylus said no lol
-thinks you're joking and doing a bit when he receives an odd message from you saying you shrunk and need help doing things, but when he gets to your home and sees you really are small he teases the life out of you; this is exactly how he sees you anyways so it's just perfect, has thought about this situation before so he has one-foot-tall-sized items for you to use
-puts you on the top of his head like remy from ratatouille, you grab onto his hair and make different gestures that mimic stirring pots and chopping motions, he does call you remy for a while after though
